We Were Confident… and Completely Wrong

In this episode, Scott and Sadie look back at the things they believed in their 20s with full confidence… and zero accuracy.

From “I don’t need sleep” to “I’ll have everything figured out by 30,” they unpack the lies that felt true at the time, and what reality had to say about them later. It’s funny, a little humbling, and very relatable.

They get into career expectations that didn’t quite pan out, relationship myths that aged poorly, and the moment you realize nobody actually knows what they’re doing. Plus, listener submissions, a chaotic news story, and a game that exposes just how committed we all were to our own nonsense.

This one’s about growth, perspective, and realizing we weren’t wrong… we were just early.

Check out our website: https://start-talking-with-sadie-and-scott.b12sites.com/index

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

You know how they call it the dog days of summer? And we I think I said the dog days of summer back in July on previous episodes last year. Yeah. These are the dog days of winter.

SPEAKER_03 0:09

They really are.

SPEAKER_00 0:10

February is like the shortest month. We hope we get through it as quickly as possible, but yet we're like, hey, it's gonna snow tomorrow and Wednesday and Friday.

SPEAKER_02 0:20

But then as soon as March hits, you get this little, I guess a little amped about it. Remember, we talked about this last time. As soon as March hits, I'm like, oh, which is why we're doing our March challenge, right?

SPEAKER_00 0:29

We're doing our March challenge. We're gonna be doing 20 minutes of exercise a day.

SPEAKER_01 0:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:34

Sadie's gonna do yoga, weights. I'm gonna try and get up the stairs to change my underwear. Okay. That'll probably take about 20 minutes. When you're my age, it takes that long.

SPEAKER_02 0:43

It really put your underwear on or to get to the place where you have to.

SPEAKER_00 0:47

It takes me 20 minutes to get up the stairs, get into the closet, take my underwear out.

SPEAKER_02 0:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:52

And then we'll say it's Scarborough style. Take my underwear's underwear. Take my underwear off. And then put the new underwear on. Let's put 20 minutes.

SPEAKER_02 1:02

Where do you leave your old underwear?

SPEAKER_00 1:03

In the hamper.

unknown 1:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

I'm not a I'm not a like a Neanderthal or like you. What did you call me? I'm a different species.

SPEAKER_02 1:14

Uh probably. I probably called you that.

SPEAKER_00 1:18

You did. I can't remember what episode it was, but you called me. You called me a different species.

SPEAKER_02 1:24

I am awesome, Scott. I'm the best.

SPEAKER_00 1:29

You're the best co-host a podcast could ever ask for by calling your other co-host a different species. All right. Are you ready to start talking? Are you ready to start because I have brain damage, yes, of course, because of my misophonia. Are you ready to start talking?

SPEAKER_02 1:48

I am.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

Welcome everyone to start talking with Sadie and Scott. My name is Scott. I'm one of your hosts.

SPEAKER_02 1:56

And I'm Sadie the other.

SPEAKER_00 1:58

This is Sadie the other. Hi, Sadie.

SPEAKER_02 2:00

Hi, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

We're gonna talk about a few things today. And I want you to think back. I want you to think back about. I know it's a long time ago for you, but it was an even longer time ago for me. I want you to think back to your 20s. Okay, so remember how awesome it was.

SPEAKER_02 2:18

Oh, it was so awesome.

SPEAKER_00 2:20

You could sleep all day, you could party all night, and then get up and go to work at 7 a.m.

SPEAKER_02 2:24

Yeah, you only did you.

SPEAKER_00 2:25

You only did.

SPEAKER_02 2:26

You only did you.

SPEAKER_00 2:27

That was the biggest thing. Now, here are the things like I think we lied to ourselves. Remember, we always we had that episode where we talked about our parents lying to us? Yeah. I think we lied to ourselves.

SPEAKER_02 2:37

Of course you do.

SPEAKER_00 2:38

We did. There were a lot of things we told ourselves. Oh, you know, I'll be. I remember one time I stupidly said to a friend of mine, Oh, I'll probably be dead by the time I'm 25. So I'll just enjoy life. And you know, and he still says he goes, Hey, did you die? You're 72. Are you dead yet? I'm like, fuck, man. I was shut up. I was 17 years old when I said that.

SPEAKER_02 3:00

Like 17.

SPEAKER_00 3:01

Cut me some slack.

SPEAKER_02 3:02

At 30, when you're 20, at 35, you think that's so old. I look at 35-year-olds now, I'm like, wow, you have so much ahead of you still.

SPEAKER_00 3:11

So there were things that we there were things we believed. And I'm not gonna say like politically or socially, maybe socially actually, but I'm not gonna say that we I'm not gonna worry about going into that part of it. It was the things we said to ourselves that was the crazy part. Like, I'll give you some examples and maybe you can draw some from your own experience. I don't need a routine. I'm good.

SPEAKER_02 3:38

No, everyone needs a routine.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Well, that's the thing, but did we did we follow a routine? Did was that our mantra? Did we need a routine? Because I think everybody listening to the show right now is going to say, I didn't have a fucking routine. No, I don't Do you have a routine now? Let's discuss what's your morning routine? You get up, you're like you shower yourself in silk and butter and honey. Tell you what, I wouldn't then your your servants dress you and bring you down to the main parlor.

SPEAKER_02 4:09

Yeah, I mean, if I was a bazillionaire, that's probably what would happen. But no, that's not what happens.

SPEAKER_00 4:13

I don't have a do you follow routine? Like, and I'm not talking like obsessive-compulsive disorder or anything like that. Do you have a specific routine that you follow? Because I didn't really have one in when I 20. Because if I didn't have to get up for school or work, I was doing whatever the fuck I wanted. I could sleep to when I wanted, I could eat, you know, Burger King at four o'clock in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 4:34

Ironically, I I don't feel like I have a specific routine over like for myself, but as a mother, I'm very routined with my children. Like the routine is very, very, very important to me with the kids. Right. So, but I don't apply it to myself. So, okay, but I guess but I hold on. I guess that routine helps me to be in the routine they're in, which so you are essentially that is your routine though.

SPEAKER_00 5:01

Your routine is to get up and take care of your kids, and your routine will change when the boys get too old and they be like, mom, get out of my room. I'm changing.

SPEAKER_02 5:07

Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:08

Yeah. Yeah, I never really thought of it like that. When when you think about it though, like you do have a routine. It's just it just involves other people.

SPEAKER_02 5:17

Yeah, but like I eat, you know, I we eat dinner at 5 30, you know, we go to bed at 11, like that kind of stuff. That's a routine saying, I suppose.

SPEAKER_00 5:24

It is. So let's look at your routine now versus when you were because we're trying to compare our lives now to when we were in our 20s and the lies we always said to ourselves with regards to our lives in the 20s. I'll give you a couple more, and but let's talk about your routine first. Um, I'll know who I am by the time I'm 30. Like you could just go willy-nilly through your life before knowing who you were. Absolutely not. Here's a big one, and we'll get into this. But then we're but first we'll talk about your routine. I don't need help.

SPEAKER_02 5:57

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 5:58

That was a big thing.

SPEAKER_02 5:59

Yeah. I guess you wanted to be independent or show everyone that you were becoming independent. Right?

SPEAKER_00 6:05

We'll get into that. Let's talk about your routine though. Let's let's what's Sadie's routine now?

SPEAKER_02 6:10

Like when? What hour?

SPEAKER_00 6:12

Okay, well, waking hour. Like you wake up and what do you do?

SPEAKER_02 6:15

I wake up, I have a magnesium drink.

SPEAKER_00 6:17

What's that?

SPEAKER_02 6:18

Like a a little like powdered magnesium.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

It's flavored and magnesium is like a metal.

SPEAKER_02 6:25

It's fizzy and lovely. I love it. Okay, so it calms the nervous system. It calm like it relaxes Let's paint a picture.

SPEAKER_00 6:32

Let's paint a picture for the audience. What are you wearing? Are you wearing a nighty? Are you wearing like jogging pants?

SPEAKER_02 6:37

Uh there's you are you wearing your uh my highlighter, my green highlighter.

SPEAKER_00 6:41

I'm gonna take a picture, folks, for for Facebook. Sadie is dressed like a green highlighter this evening in the golden chair. I gotta turn up the lights first, but go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 6:51

I'm also, I don't even know. I am dressed like a green highlighter, and I'm giving you the big FUs with both fingers. I have the same one in in like fluorescent pink, and I will wear it next time. It doesn't get better than this, people.

SPEAKER_03 7:13

Come on!

SPEAKER_00 7:14

Okay, so first of all, A, I want one.

SPEAKER_03 7:17

I know I know I bet you do.

SPEAKER_00 7:18

No, I can't see the stains on it. Are there any stains on your sweat drink?

SPEAKER_03 7:22

Lots of stains, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 7:23

Well, you're a mom of three, like things get stained. I know. Unless one of the boys wore it and like stained it.

SPEAKER_02 7:30

No, I don't think the boys would wear this outfit. Oh god, Scott. What is your problem? I mean, where do we begin? All right, so hold on. He's dimming the lights, everyone.

unknown 7:46

Oh.

SPEAKER_02 7:47

There we go. That's a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 7:48

It's not so bright in here.

SPEAKER_02 7:50

It did feel like I was having a gyneological exam any minute.

SPEAKER_00 7:52

That was pretty gyneological? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Gyneological? Is that that's not a word.

SPEAKER_02 7:58

It's my word.

SPEAKER_00 7:58

You mean gynecological?

SPEAKER_02 8:01

Whatever.

SPEAKER_00 8:02

We're we're trying to keep we're trying to keep the lights nice so that you, you know, it's not too bright on our old eyes, but we're in.

SPEAKER_01 8:08

Studio Volvo 2.

SPEAKER_00 8:11

God. We're in Studio Volvo 2. I am gonna get so much hate mail for that. I guarantee you.

SPEAKER_01 8:17

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 8:17

People are like, dude, it's episode three of season two. Can you please stop with Studio Volvo? Ah.

SPEAKER_01 8:29

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:30

I I'm not my fingers are crossed. I promise I won't.

SPEAKER_02 8:34

His fingers aren't crossed.

SPEAKER_00 8:35

I promise I won't ever do that again.

SPEAKER_02 8:37

Okay. You're lying. It's happening. Oh Jesus Murphy. Someone is a spilly pants.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

All right, we're we had some housekeeping issues to deal with. Which basically meant I knocked over a glass of wine.

SPEAKER_02 8:55

Yeah. Dropped your phone.

SPEAKER_00 8:57

And I knocked over.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

Destroyed a art piece.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

Yeah, I did.

SPEAKER_02 9:01

All the things.

SPEAKER_00 9:02

Yeah. Okay. All right, let's get back into action.

SPEAKER_02 9:05

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:05

So when you were okay, so you've got your daily routine. You get up, you make some kind of metal milkshake. And what do you do? Do you stay? Do you have coffee in the morning? Like what's your routine?

SPEAKER_02 9:18

Sometimes I do. I kind of got out of out of coffee a bit. I was really into the country.

SPEAKER_00 9:23

You used to take your coffee.

SPEAKER_02 9:25

Yes, that's how I would drink my coffee. Yes, all black.

SPEAKER_00 9:28

A little bit of uh cream.

SPEAKER_02 9:29

No, I don't. When I drink it, I still drink it all black. Go out. All black. Oh dear. What butt- what button is that again? Like what's the number of it? It's the pink one. Okay. Oh, it's the it's the pink one. Okay. Heard.

SPEAKER_00 9:42

The all black soundbite is the pink button.

SPEAKER_03 9:45

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Yeah. Oh God. Okay. So you don't have a coffee. I don't like that. Do you turn on the TV? Do you start doom scrolling? Because we do like your routine would have been completely different in your 20s.

SPEAKER_02 9:58

Oh, yeah. No, absolutely. I I guess I just sit on the couch for a bit, chill. The kids go to school. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 10:05

Please tell them to get ready.

SPEAKER_02 10:06

No, actually, Todd. You're gonna be late. Todd does a lot of the morning. Okay. He does. Well then what are you doing?

SPEAKER_00 10:12

Sitting on your duff?

SPEAKER_02 10:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:14

Okay, so let's compare that to our 20s.

SPEAKER_02 10:16

Because he's the egg master, right? So he has to do the breakfast.

SPEAKER_00 10:20

All right. So that's part of the six. I don't know how to cook eggs. You don't that's bullshit. Oh, okay. He doesn't listen to the show anyway. But for our audience, Sadie's pretending not to know how to cook eggs, so she doesn't have to do it. Brilliant.

SPEAKER_02 10:37

I know. I know. I know I am brilliant. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 10:40

Well, so here's here was our route. Like, I'll give you kind of a maybe a general routine of the 20s, of our 20s.

SPEAKER_03 10:46

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 10:47

Get up, get dressed, get the fuck out because you're 20 minutes late and you're, you know, 15 minutes away.

SPEAKER_02 10:53

Yeah. Like for a little bit.

SPEAKER_00 10:54

We just ran the fuck out the door.

SPEAKER_02 10:56

Yeah, you did. You didn't have to answer to anyone.

SPEAKER_00 10:59

You didn't, but well, like whether it was work or school or whatnot, I think we lied to ourselves about the future. We lied ourselves, lied to ourselves about how things worked at that time. It's you know what it kind of goes towards. When you are talking to um a kid nowadays in their 20s, do you not look at them sometimes when they talk about their life and whatnot and go, you have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 11:26

I do all the time. I work with a whole bunch of girls in their 20s. I have plenty of conversations like that.

SPEAKER_00 11:32

Where you can just say, Wow, I wish I could just go out of my head and water in your head and go, You are so stupid. I mean, they're not stupid because they're stupid.

SPEAKER_02 11:42

Yeah, I wouldn't say I wouldn't say stupid, but they just don't know so many things. So many things.

SPEAKER_00 11:51

If you could go back to your 20s, if you could magically jump in a DeLorean and go back to actually talking to yourself. We're not talking about breaking the space-time continuum or anything.

SPEAKER_03 12:02

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:03

You get to go back and tell yourself one thing. What would you say to your 20s something, Sadie? Because you were at that point a burgeoning famous actress.

SPEAKER_02 12:12

Oh God, I wasn't.

SPEAKER_00 12:14

You were. You were you were acting in your 20s.

SPEAKER_02 12:16

You were working, making the you know what I would say, and I would say to love myself a little bit more.

SPEAKER_00 12:21

Okay. And what is what's involved with that?

SPEAKER_02 12:27

Stop worrying about what everyone is thinking about me. Like, stop internalizing.

SPEAKER_00 12:35

Right. You all most actors are always like, was that okay? Like, what do you think? How was my performance?

SPEAKER_02 12:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 12:41

And you are also the most neurotic person I know, so thanks, brain damage. It's not brain damage. It's a mental disorder. It's clinical, man. You've just written about it.

SPEAKER_02 12:58

You've just self-diagnosed, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 13:00

Oh, it doesn't matter. I mean all the so when you when you say to yourself, love yourself more.

SPEAKER_02 13:06

Just be a little more confident.

SPEAKER_00 13:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 13:08

Yeah. I could always pretend to be confident. You know, sometimes when you're, you know, when you find yourself like, you know, making jokes or acting really silly, it's not, it's not confidence. It's the lack of confidence.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

It is. So what you're saying is back then, when you were acting like crazy anti-tadie, it was a lack of confidence.

SPEAKER_02 13:30

Yeah. I think people think that I have a lot of confidence.

SPEAKER_00 13:33

Well, yeah. Because you you come across as a confidence person who's very who's very sociable.

SPEAKER_02 13:40

Yeah, I am.

SPEAKER_00 13:41

You are amenable to other people's feelings. You definitely had the bombastic personality that was Mr.

SPEAKER_02 13:48

Bombastic.

SPEAKER_03 13:53

Sorry. Knocked off by Spotify.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

I'm pretty sure I got all that wrong. So I think we're good.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

You were also like you were bombastic and you were you were out there because that's some crazy anti-Sadie. And then when when all the kids were the kiddos were really young, you were the fun one that they loved. So did that come from a place of insecurity or did that come from a place of confidence? We're getting really deep. We're getting deep here on start talking. I want to learn more about Sadie.

SPEAKER_02 14:22

Oh God. I don't want to talk about many. What?

SPEAKER_00 14:29

I said pardon. I said I want to get inside Sadie's head.

SPEAKER_02 14:32

Okay. All right, Scott. Uh sorry, what was the question? It was coming. Fuck's sake. You lost me.

SPEAKER_00 14:40

Totally threw you off in the gold chair.

SPEAKER_02 14:42

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 14:43

Was that coming? Oh, my phone's on the floor. Keep talking. Was that coming from a place of confidence or insecurity?

SPEAKER_02 14:49

I think it to be honest, I think a little bit of both. I think when it, you know, when a cool when you say cool auntie Sadie, you know, when I'm saying with children or again, my nieces or nephews, and I'm acting silly, I very confident. But with peers or older people, you know, like I don't know. I I just I I don't perceive me as someone super confident. But I think others perceive me that way.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Well, because you command a room when you walk into it a lot of times, I think. I I tend to do that too, to be honest with you. And that's mainly because of my girth.

SPEAKER_02 15:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:25

But it always takes up a doorway room.

SPEAKER_02 15:27

I also always wanted everyone to like me.

SPEAKER_00 15:30

That is an that is an exact sign of insecurity, though.

SPEAKER_02 15:33

There's there's a there's a performative side of that.

SPEAKER_00 15:36

Right. There is, but as an actor, you had the training to be able to supersede people reading through it, where you could then project it with talent, right? No, I mean, and honestly, because you were trained to do it, somebody who wasn't trained would have looked like a complete flop or very transparent. So were you hiding it or were you just very good at presenting insecurity? Because I don't think there are a lot of people out there that can do it. And I defy people, like I'm sure our target audience listening to the show, or you know, the mean age is probably 45. And so we've all got kids in their 20s. What do we say to our kids in their teens and 20s? Look, you can fake it till you make it, or you know, you could come across, just don't be the asshole. Yeah, is what I would say.

SPEAKER_02 16:25

Just be a good human. I tell my kids that all the time. Just be a good human.

SPEAKER_00 16:29

And that's all you can say.

SPEAKER_02 16:30

And not not everybody has to like you, and not everybody has to love you. It's that it's just not you're not, we're not in a world where that that happens.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

I've actually said that to Liam. If you think andor know that somebody doesn't like you, you didn't create the reasons for them not to like you. They created the reasons.

SPEAKER_03 16:49

They did, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 16:51

And any attempt you make to make them like you is a complete waste of energy. Total waste of energy. It's one of those things where you just you're gonna get and uh you we I wish I could go back to say to my 20-year-old self, you're gonna realize it's not worth everything that you do is not worth the energy.

SPEAKER_02 17:09

However, if you told me if you told me right now, hey, listen, Joanna really doesn't like you, I would I that would rock me. Like not even just Joanna, because she's in my family. Just we're at a party, you know, your acquaintance is there, your buddies there. I come in, you know, the next day, you're like, yeah, that chick really didn't like you. Would it bother me? Yes, it would bother me immensely.

SPEAKER_00 17:36

Yeah, I think the biggest question is, would I tell you? Oh, would I tell you that, or would I just let it go? Because I maybe have evaluated the situation prior.

SPEAKER_03 17:46

Maybe.

SPEAKER_00 17:46

And it may not be worth me making your feeling cert to be able to say anything about it. Not to mention the fact that everybody who's met you that knows me more are like, who's that hot broad?

SPEAKER_02 17:56

Oh god, in that in that highlighter outfit.

SPEAKER_00 17:59

In her green highlighter costume. She looks like a crayon. I want to draw all over her.

SPEAKER_02 18:06

What color would my crayon be right now? Like what color like if I was a crayon.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

We're having a whole episode and it's gonna be called What Color Is Your Crayon?

SPEAKER_03 18:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 18:15

Oh my god. Okay, you you actually suit, you do honestly, the outfit you're wearing right now, you suit green.

SPEAKER_02 18:22

Because my hair is red.

SPEAKER_00 18:24

I actually honestly didn't even come into my head when I thought about your color is green.

SPEAKER_02 18:30

But how I want I want like a nifty, I want like a nifty name. I want like what's my name.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Nifty color? Yeah, like I'm not gonna nip name name. I hate nicknames, but you you are also a blue. You're a blue.

SPEAKER_02 18:43

You know what you are.

SPEAKER_00 18:44

I don't think you're a pink, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

I know what you are. I'm you're your pylon orange. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_00 18:53

What does that mean? You better be able to fucking A, back that up and B, explain it to me. Because why the fuck? Okay, hold on. I'm a big fucking fat pylon. I'm gonna explain it to you.

SPEAKER_02 19:03

Hold on. I'm gonna help you right now. Okay, I'm taking a picture, I'm sending it to you. Okay, and then you're gonna understand what I was talking about.

SPEAKER_00 19:16

Oh my god, I totally forgot. Okay, I'm wearing an orange juke because it was cold in the house earlier. Yeah, Jesus Christ. I'm so sorry. I forgot I'm wearing an orange juke.

SPEAKER_02 19:25

I am so smart. SMRT.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

There's still no reason to make fun of me. I told you that you were a beautiful green crayon.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

Scott, you know how much I love you.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

All right, so what about beliefs? Like, let's talk about some beliefs that we would have. My body will always bounce back.

SPEAKER_02 19:43

Yeah, no. Yeah, I will never get I don't get hangovers.

SPEAKER_00 19:46

Yeah, that's what actually that's so we talked about routine, but there's also sleep is optional. I'll sleep when I'm dead. We all said that.

SPEAKER_02 19:54

Oh, yeah, that was a thing.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

We're lying to ourselves. We needed sleep.

SPEAKER_02 19:57

Oh we absolutely need sleep.

SPEAKER_00 19:59

And now to me, it's the most valuable commodity in my life. Oh, I do it with viligence.

SPEAKER_02 20:05

Vigilance. Vigilance.

SPEAKER_00 20:08

Or viligence. It's the other band that didn't make it in the 70s.

SPEAKER_02 20:13

Viligence people.

SPEAKER_00 20:17

Ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna play some villages people after this. I don't break.

SPEAKER_02 20:21

No, we should do one that's I say he doesn't know words. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 20:25

That would be a 12-hour episode.

SPEAKER_02 20:27

It would.

SPEAKER_00 20:29

So there was other things. Like I, you know, I remember I oh, I work better under pressure. I don't need to write things down because we were, but I do now set like I'll be like, I'll say her name, her, the virtual assistant on my iPhone. I'll say, um, hey, Megan. Remind me to hey Megan, remind me to do this tomorrow. Honestly, in my 20s, I would have remembered it.

SPEAKER_02 20:53

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_00 20:54

Although my to-do list in my 20s never went above two.

SPEAKER_02 20:59

Yeah. Did you have a to-do list in your 20s?

SPEAKER_00 21:02

Work school, then my late 20s, it was work, it was work wife. Or work soon-to-be wife. Work wife.

SPEAKER_02 21:11

Did you ever have a work wife?

SPEAKER_00 21:13

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 21:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 21:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

I had lots of work wives because they studio Volvo Two.

SPEAKER_00 21:23

Yeah. You broke it. Right. No, I no, I didn't have a lot of work wives. Uh, I don't have any now because I work with all men.

SPEAKER_03 21:31

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 21:32

I know. Uh can I come work at your restaurant? Do you love it? Oh, God. I except for one human being. I love working for women.

unknown 21:42

Why?

SPEAKER_00 21:43

With women.

SPEAKER_03 21:44

Why?

SPEAKER_00 21:44

Well, first of all, I know how to treat women. Second of all, I know how to include them in life and not be misogynistically stupid. Um, I also think women are real. And men can be just a bunch of fucking dicks, but That's a whole that's a whole other topic for a whole other time where we need to get a professional in here to kind of analyze.

SPEAKER_02 22:06

I have not had a lot of experience working with men.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

Like as an actor, you did.

SPEAKER_02 22:12

I did, but it was fleeting. You know, I'd come, you know, you'd you'd be with each other for a short period of time. Everyone was excited to be there. Everyone was making lots of money, everyone was nervous, like a whole bunch of, you know, you're working as a little like team, a little community to get this project done. So for sure. It wasn't like the day, the in and out grind of like work. I've never done that. I've never had those relationships. Right. Yeah. Now I do a little bit more now that I'm consistently doing this job.

SPEAKER_00 22:39

Yes.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

But yeah.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

Did you find that when you were in your 20s, did did things phase you in hindsight with how they phase you now? Like you, you okay, now you know I love you to death, but you're you're you can be neurotic with certain things, and that's acceptable. That's totally acceptable at our age. But you were not a neurotic 20-year-old or 25-year-old or a 29-year-old. Do you remember?

SPEAKER_02 23:05

I don't remember. That's something I'd probably have to ask the people around me.

SPEAKER_00 23:09

Although I'll recanting would never be accurate, though.

SPEAKER_02 23:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:13

Because they have something in the center of their prefrontal cortex that says, no, no, I remember Sadie being a complete twit in my 20s. Yeah. But you weren't.

SPEAKER_02 23:21

I can't answer that. I I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 23:23

That's a real challenging question, isn't it?

SPEAKER_02 23:25

It is. Yeah, I don't, I don't know. I actually don't know. I would I would think I would have been the same person the whole time, but I I haven't, obviously, I've changed so much.

SPEAKER_00 23:37

We all change, and you know you should be allowed to change.

SPEAKER_02 23:39

I have oh, for sure. Yeah, definitely.

SPEAKER_00 23:42

If you have certain views about a subject that 20 well, we'll take your example. For example, 20 to 28 years ago, you may have had a certain view on something that today you'd go, how the fuck did I have that view? Like there's no way I would have that view now, because you grow and you mature. But I think a lot of times was we didn't realize the impact of aging. The the reality of aging didn't affect us until we hit fucking 40. For and for me, that was over 30 years ago. Oh Jesus. So now it's like fuck, man, I am the most intelligent human being on the planet compared to what I was in my 20s. Do you feel like are you better? Are you like feeling the other man? Are you bigger? Are you better? Are you stronger?

SPEAKER_02 24:32

I think that happened to me when I became a parent. Yeah, I think that's when my shift in life happened. For sure.

SPEAKER_00 24:42

So is that something that when you were in your 20s, what did you say to yourself?

SPEAKER_02 24:45

Like, I never even thought I would have kids.

SPEAKER_00 24:47

Like kids late too.

SPEAKER_02 24:48

I did.

SPEAKER_00 24:49

I I never You were almost 40 when you had your first kid. No. No, sir, you were just over 30 when you had your first kid.

SPEAKER_02 24:55

34.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

34.

SPEAKER_02 24:56

So last one at oh no, 35, last one at 38. Wait, is that right? No, 34, last one at 38, 39. I can't even remember. 39 I was. Holy shit. That is old. I just I it was just never on my radar. I wanted, I had a goal and a dream, and it just it was everything to me to be able to put myself in situations where that could be attainable. And you know, obviously having kids and settling down, I wasn't able to, you know, travel and do all those things. What ended up happening to me was I was in Los Angeles and my grandfather got really sick. And that was my first, that was my first um person in my family, like my first grandparent to pass. Yeah. And so I I rushed home, obviously, and I was at his bedside as much as I could be. He actually passed in front of me. And uh I went home, I still had stuff. I still shit in Los Angeles. I totally was just planning to go back and I couldn't. I just had this moment where I looked at Todd and I'm like, I think we should just start a family because who's gonna be there for me? Like when I'm when I'm him, and I will be, which is so scary to me. Like, who's gonna be around me? I might not have siblings anymore. I'm my parents won't be here anymore. My friends, my friends' kids. That freaked me out so much. And that was that was that was it. I never went back.

SPEAKER_00 26:30

You needed legacy, but you also needed to know that when you're gone, there's somebody there sitting at your bedside. And that's that's a metaphor for a lot of people.

SPEAKER_02 26:38

And family is so incredibly important to me. I grew up in a very, I grew up both sides of my um, like my mom's side and my dad's side, big families, lots of cousins, super close.

SPEAKER_00 26:51

Even when they were all heeshed up in the 70s.

SPEAKER_02 26:53

Yeah, baby. Uh, you know, family is just really, really important to me. And I think it really that really changed me. I think it really changed me as a person.

SPEAKER_00 27:04

If you could give yourself just one last piece of advice in your twice, I know what I would say to my guy in the 20s. If you could give one last advice, like because we we had we we now look back at our 20s and realize how much we lied to ourselves, but they weren't lies at the time, they're lies now. Because it's I guess because it was bullshit back then, but we didn't know any better. And when somebody our age told them, Oh, buddy, you have no fucking idea, you just went, Well, whatever, where's the next club? Or you know, can I see her boobs? So if you can give one just not even a piece of advice, if you could just have a quick conversation with Sadie at 25, and you because you were a burgeoning famous actress in Canada. I really love that. What do you say to Sadie at 25?

SPEAKER_02 27:53

Everything that you're doing right now, that you will not miss when you're not doing it.

SPEAKER_00 28:00

Oh, I love that. That is fucking brilliant. That's poignant.

SPEAKER_02 28:04

Oh, thanks.

SPEAKER_00 28:05

I've tried to actually, I'm not gonna try to usurp your most magnificent statement right there, but I'm I'm trying to tell my kid that now. 20, I'm saying to him, everything that happens now may not have a consequence for what happens 20 years from now, right? But you still have to be prepared. You still have to go to school and you know, delivery. Yeah, yeah, you know, and say you need to ful make those mistakes and end up putting your car in a ditch.

SPEAKER_03 28:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 28:35

Which he did.

SPEAKER_02 28:36

Did he?

SPEAKER_00 28:36

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02 28:39

I'm kidding.

SPEAKER_00 28:41

He called me last Saturday, and we'll get into some listener submissions for stuff that they believed when they were twenties, but I'm sitting on the porch drinking coffee, doom scrolling. Phone rings. Oh hey Dad. Oh hey, pal, what's up? I'm in a ditch. Where are you? Uh just down the road. I'll be right there. Is everybody okay? He was driving his girlfriend Leah to uh work.

SPEAKER_03 29:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:10

You okay? Yeah, I'll be right there. So I'm driving down the road thinking, oh, he probably just is stuck in the snow. I'll be able to kind of you know, I'll be able to do it. You know, I'll just drive the car. And I've had I've got the experience because I'm an old man, yeah. Right. I show up his car is on a 45 degree angle in a ditch.

SPEAKER_02 29:30

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 29:31

He was in a ditch. Like he just wasn't in a ditch. He was, I had to hold the driver's door open so he and Leah could climb out of the car.

SPEAKER_02 29:40

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:41

To get out and onto the road.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Oh, that must have scared him.

SPEAKER_00 29:45

He handled it like a fucking champ. Okay, good. He wasn't nervous or anything. So I'm like, okay, buddy, I'll take over. You know, go into dad mode.

SPEAKER_03 29:54

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Call the tow truck. All right, when can you be here? We'll be here in 30 minutes. I'm like, okay, pal, listen. I need you to go up to the top of the hill, take my car, go up to the top of the hill, and he just stand there and I need you to wave every car down and say, like, my car's in the ditch. Be careful, please. And when the tow truck came, same thing. Because the tow truck driver, he's like, Oh yeah, we're gonna ties the thing around the wheel, and he kind of pulls it out one way, then he readjusts it, and then he pulls it out again. And I said, Fuck. All I'm thinking in my head is how much damage is there on the right side of the car? Because that was what was in the ditch. Fucking thank God for soft Canadian snow. Not a dent.

SPEAKER_03 30:34

Really?

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Not a scratch, not a anything.

SPEAKER_03 30:38

Oh man, you're very lucky.

SPEAKER_00 30:40

And I looked at it and I'm like, man, if this had and the tow truck driver goes, dude, if this was the summer, that car'd be a right off.

SPEAKER_02 30:47

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 30:48

And I just looked at Liam and I'm like, Are you okay?

SPEAKER_02 30:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:51

Like that's he and I have that thing where I just look at him like, you tell me now, because I'll fix it as a dad. Or I'm gonna let you go. You good? Because I uh he waited with his car when I called the tow truck. I drove Leah to work, came back, you know, and we just waited for the tow truck. He the guy was there, he was fantastic. And I just I just you just had to kind of look at him. And those are the lessons I want to try to teach him is you know, but one of the things we said earlier, and this is why I brought up this story, was you need to ask for help. You're too proud in your 20s to ask for help. No, no, I got it. No, no, no, I got it. Yes, we want you to fuck up and make mistakes because you will learn from those, but if I can help you prevent making the bigger mistakes that cost money, time, you know, whatever, yeah. I will definitely do it. But let's get into some listener submissions after that deep story. Okay, we're good. Oh, here's some Denver. Uh Ashley G from Denver, Colorado said, I thought going out every night was peak life. Now I think about my phone battery and my sleep. That's gonna be my phone battery. She was totally lying to herself.

SPEAKER_02 32:06

That's amazing.

SPEAKER_00 32:08

Connor T from Calgary, Alberta. I believed rest meant I wasn't working hard enough. He must have been, you know, he must have been thinking about that stuff, right? Zara K.

SPEAKER_02 32:21

I love your name, Zara.

SPEAKER_00 32:23

All the way from Manchester, England. She thought, she said, I thought jealousy was passion. That's just something we didn't bring up that that's so different from your 20s to when you become a grown-up.

SPEAKER_03 32:34

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 32:35

Turns out it was insecurity. That's very true.

SPEAKER_02 32:39

1000% it is.

SPEAKER_00 32:40

Very good. Zara seems very self-aware. She's probably in her 50s.

SPEAKER_02 32:44

It's amazing what you will put up with. Yeah. Or what you I mean, you don't know you're putting up with it, but what what you are putting up with in your 20s.

SPEAKER_00 32:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 32:53

Yeah. Even in your 30s.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

And it's it may, it may very well be more difficult now because of the amount of shit. In my 20s, we didn't have the internet, we didn't have cell phones. Like whatever I did ended that evening and nobody heard about it. The rumor mill. That was it. I Isaac D from Toronto, not too far from us. I said I'd never live at home again after university. Rent disagreed.

SPEAKER_02 33:18

Yeah, right. Saving for a house.

SPEAKER_00 33:21

And you know what? One of the things I never really shared myself was I was dating a girl at 19, and we dated for a couple years. I expected to be a father or married by 24 or 25. I expected to be a father by 26, 27. I expected to have my job that was going to get me my career before I was 30.

SPEAKER_02 33:42

Did you really?

SPEAKER_00 33:43

I did. Like I that was I was well, but I was brought up by a generation that said, get married, have kids, or get you know, get a job, get married, have kids. Oh, before you were 30. You know, Jesus. I wasn't I was like in my early 30s when Liam was born.

SPEAKER_03 34:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:04

Which would make Liam probably 56 now. So but so that that that's one of the things that I lied to myself. I was telling myself a lie. I didn't lie to myself necessarily, but I told myself a lie.

SPEAKER_03 34:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 34:18

Because sometimes it just doesn't happen. Uh Lindsay M from Seattle, Washington. I thought being exhausted made me interesting. That's a very poignant thing to say as well.

SPEAKER_02 34:29

Because you're just so busy.

SPEAKER_00 34:31

Yeah. Well, that was a big thing. You had to be busy in your 20s. You always had to have something on the go. I gotta do this, I gotta do that, I gotta, I want I'm doing this, and I'm doing that. I think this generation does it a lot less.

SPEAKER_02 34:42

Because of scrolling.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

But they're also definitely more confident than we were. We were so insecure. We were like, it busy meant successful. Whereas that to me now just somebody, oh hey, how's it going? Oh, I'm so busy. I'm like, no, you're not. You're just using that word. You're not busy. You just have a full schedule and you can manage it, right? You're not busy. Lindsay from oh no, we got hit. Oliver, last one. Oliver from London, England. I believed money would fix everything. I probably was like that too. I thought I make enough money, I can do anything I want. And I don't think you can.

SPEAKER_02 35:18

Well, you can't do anything you want, but it certainly makes life a little easier.

SPEAKER_00 35:23

Well, you were a rich, famous Canadian actress.

SPEAKER_02 35:27

It would make life a lot easier. It would. It would. But does it it doesn't buy you happen it doesn't well you happiness, it doesn't buy you love.

SPEAKER_00 35:38

You just gotta recite every lyric for that purpose.

SPEAKER_02 35:43

Oh, but it would be nice just not to have to that worry, you know?

SPEAKER_00 35:48

Okay, so last question, then we're gonna take a break and go into the um a weird news story. In your okay, would you rather you only get you're in your 20s? You're 25 or you're 45? Would you rather be filthy rich at 25 or wait until you were 45 and just have to tough it out for 20 years?

SPEAKER_02 36:06

Wait until I was 45.

SPEAKER_00 36:08

Me too. I like a thousand percent. I always thought if I had won the lottery when I was 20, I'd be fucking miserable.

SPEAKER_02 36:15

And part of it for me is I would love to be able to share that with my humans, right? Like that would be so I would be is that a train?

SPEAKER_00 36:27

I have no idea.

SPEAKER_02 36:29

What is that noise?

SPEAKER_00 36:30

I don't know, my stupid dogs.

SPEAKER_02 36:31

Fuck. No, I hear a train.

SPEAKER_00 36:35

Oh, that's just a truck on the highway. Yeah, I'm gonna edit all this out.

unknown 36:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 36:40

Uh 36 minutes. I know. I want to be I would want to be very rich at 45 so I could take my family on vacations and do extravagant things with them and tell them how busy you are. Yeah. Just be busy with money.

SPEAKER_00 36:54

I think it's because in our 20s, we would have spent a lot of money on people we'll never see again.

SPEAKER_02 36:59

Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

Whereas when you spend money on people in your 40s, yeah, they're stuck with you pretty much for the rest of your life. Yeah, I think people And you can pay off the ones that you don't like. Sure. Fuck off. And you could kill the ones you don't like. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02 37:14

I have a small list.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

I would hate for you to name it right here, but go ahead.

SPEAKER_02 37:22

No.

SPEAKER_00 37:22

I'm taking it. No.

SPEAKER_02 37:24

I'm taking it to my grave or I'm taking it to their grave.

SPEAKER_00 37:27

All right, we're gonna be right back with the uh with a crazy news story. It's not really a wacky news story, but it's just something I found we'll talk about.

SPEAKER_03 37:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:38

Um then we're gonna play a game, and then we'll wrap up with our listener reviews. So we'll be right back. Are you ready for a bit of a weird, wacky? Like I sound like Johnny Carson. That's wacky. Weird wacky news story of the week.

SPEAKER_02 38:01

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 38:02

This is from this is from Germany, Berlin.

SPEAKER_02 38:05

Okay. What are the Germans got?

SPEAKER_00 38:08

Okay, well, the the the the uh title of the article says everything. And it's so sweet, actually. I've seen videos of this, and I never know if they're bullshit or not about the the the deer that comes and you know pushes his face on your window and guides you to its little fawn that's stuck in a river or something like that. This looks pretty legit. Injured seabird desperately pecks at hospital door for help. We're reading this together, by the way. I haven't read it.

SPEAKER_02 38:39

So cute.

SPEAKER_00 38:39

An injured seabird sought help by pecking at the door of an emergency room at a hospital in Germany until medical staff noticed it called firefighters to help with his rescue.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

Aww.

SPEAKER_00 38:49

It was a cormorant. Have you ever seen a cormorant? Very large bird.

unknown 38:52

No.

SPEAKER_00 38:53

Almost like a seagull. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 38:55

Like even to knock at the right door.

SPEAKER_00 38:57

The cormorant, a shiny black water bird, had a triple fishing hook stuck in its beak.

unknown 39:03

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 39:04

When it made its presence known at the glass door of the Clinicum Lynx Dirvessor.

SPEAKER_02 39:09

Sorry, I'm not, I don't speak to Flockenflogenflug.

SPEAKER_00 39:13

Hospital in the northern city of Bremen on Sunday. In a joint effort, medical staff and firefighters removed the fish hook and treated the wound. The Bremen firefighter department said, and the stain of the bird was later released back into the into nature on the grounds of the hospital park.

SPEAKER_02 39:29

You know what they should have done? They should have admitted him and put one of those little bracelets and then set the bomb.

SPEAKER_00 39:34

And then he would have been like two days later, he'd be like, would somebody cut this fucking hospital bracelet off? I can't get it off because they're so like they're like stapled, like you put it around your wrist and whatnot. Uh when when an injured cormorant does approach humans, it's usually an animal in extreme distress that has lost its natural shyness. And I think that's the case for a lot of animals. They would say, hey, like the mama bear's knocking at your door and it's like, go away, bear. And you're banging pots and pans. Meanwhile, the bear's like, can you just tell me my kid's stuck in a tree?

SPEAKER_02 40:08

Yeah. I'll eat you later.

SPEAKER_00 40:09

They'll eat you, yeah. Yeah, and then I'll go through your garbage or tip your fridge over or something. That's actually that's that's a weird story, but yet such a sweet story as well. I hope they keep you know in contact with this bird and how that's possible, but well, I've seen those videos, and I never know if again, I never know if they're real, where the bird then comes back or the deer comes back with their other kids and they're like, thank you. Yeah, it's like, no, I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how much editing has gone into that. So yeah, but that that's definitely something that um I would always help an animal.

SPEAKER_02 40:45

Oh, absolutely. I'd be kind of scared.

SPEAKER_00 40:47

Well, I think it would be interesting. If they attack you, well, then you fucking kill them. Yeah, like defense.

SPEAKER_02 40:57

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 40:58

But if they're like, follow me, well, you know, if they kind of continue to walk away.

SPEAKER_02 41:02

Well, what if one what if one was very injured and not moving, but just like looking at you?

SPEAKER_00 41:07

So uh I was thinking about this just the other day. Because Henry hit a deer coming here.

SPEAKER_03 41:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:14

But he hit him in the hind quarter and he bounced off the car and then ended up running away. And we don't know if he was okay or not. Um, but like seriously, deer. Seriously, deer.

SPEAKER_02 41:26

Seriously, deer.

SPEAKER_00 41:27

Seriously, to the deer.

SPEAKER_02 41:28

You're not gonna blame the deer, are you?

SPEAKER_00 41:30

I am stop fucking running across the street when a car's coming. Because you saw a light. Oh, look, now I can see the road. Hey, thanks, whoever. Boom, dead deer. Like, don't fucking run when you see lights, you stupid animal. Well, I sound like such a fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_02 41:45

You sound like such a dickhead. You are a dickhead right now. No, I totally disagree.

SPEAKER_00 41:49

No, it frustrates me though, because it's like squirrels. Like, we had an agreement. Like, don't run across the street when there's a car. Uh I read playing a game.

SPEAKER_02 41:58

I read today that this is. You're gonna lose. This is the week where all the baby squirrels are born. So to be really, really nice to squirrels right now.

SPEAKER_00 42:07

This week, even in this weather?

SPEAKER_02 42:09

Yep, this is the week where all the little squirrels are.

SPEAKER_00 42:12

They're obviously hidden away, being breastfed and stuff.

SPEAKER_02 42:15

No, it says if you see a slow moving oh god, he's gonna kill this dog if you see his face, people.

SPEAKER_00 42:21

Speaking of animals, I'm gonna take him up top and just fucking string him up. I love my dogs, but the barking. You know what? We we have to understand. I think we have an we have an animalistic sense in ourselves that we can tell as humans, because we are animal, we're all animals. We can tell when an animal is trying to get our help. Yeah, you know, you're kind of like, what is it? What is it? What is it, little fawn deer? What they're not gonna answer you in English and go, hey man, my kid's stuck in a fucking river. Can you come and help? But we still understand.

SPEAKER_02 43:02

Yeah, there's like a unspoken.

SPEAKER_00 43:04

What is it, boy? Jimmy's caught in a well? Thanks, Lassie. Good dog. But I think we think sit, Ubu, sit. Oh, but I think we know the difference between they're just coming up to say hello or they're because usually they're skittish, because they're like, hey, you see those two-legged creatures with like very little hair, stay the fuck away from them. Like if this was uh a movie or something like that. But I'm I'm I'm I would be the first person to be like, I will follow this animal just in case they're yeah, I would yeah, there's some sociopaths that wouldn't, but I just really think that I would hope to have that story that I wouldn't record and not put on social media for some clicks or whatever, just for the satisfaction that I helped a baby deer.

SPEAKER_03 43:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:54

Yeah. Squirrels, fuck off. Stop running in the fucking road. We had a deal.

SPEAKER_02 44:00

Remember, I told you I tweaked my back.

SPEAKER_00 44:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:02

Trying to not hit a squirrel. I didn't hit the squirrel, people, but well, I was out for a week.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

I'm driving down the road from the highway. We come down this road and it takes us straight to our house. And this snowy owl out of nowhere dive bombs my car. What? Well, this giant snowy owl. I haven't seen a snowy owl up here down this way. Like usually they're quite far farther north. He or she just right out of the trees as I'm driving by, right towards my windscreen.

SPEAKER_02 44:33

Really? Hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. Windscreen?

SPEAKER_00 44:37

Windshield, windscreen. I knew you were gonna comment the minute I said windscreen.

SPEAKER_02 44:44

Scott, that's weird. You are so old. What's wrong with you? Windscreen.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

I mean, I don't know words, but he almost hit my boot. Meaning the trunk of my car. I don't know. I'm I'm not even I was never even born in England. All right, so this snowy owl comes right towards my car.

SPEAKER_02 45:02

You windscreen.

SPEAKER_00 45:03

My windscreen. And at that point, I was like, you know what? If you fucking die by hitting my car, I don't care because you made that stupid decision. No, that was a decision.

SPEAKER_02 45:15

But how did how do they know that it's gonna hurt them?

SPEAKER_00 45:18

Uh they don't, but like honestly, like it's fight or flight. Like their fight or flight response should take effect and go, hey, maybe I shouldn't fly towards this giant thing coming at me at 80 kilometers, kilometers an hour.

SPEAKER_02 45:31

Maybe it was a dare. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 45:33

Here's the thing. I get home.

SPEAKER_02 45:36

It's sitting on your front porch.

SPEAKER_00 45:39

Dee Dee Dee D. I get home and I I come in the house and I say, I'm like, uh, how's it drive? How's it? Everything was fine until this fucking snowy owl dive bombed my car, and Joe's like, oh my god, he did it to me the other day.

SPEAKER_02 45:56

What?

SPEAKER_00 45:57

It's like this thing has a death wish.

SPEAKER_02 45:58

Well, no, this is what I'm saying. Maybe he has it's like a dare thing with another snowy owl.

SPEAKER_00 46:04

Jeez, I don't know how many snow snowy owls there are in our area, but this was a massive thing. This wingspan must have been six feet, max minimum six feet. But I thought to myself, you want to do that? You want to you want to fight my car?

SPEAKER_02 46:17

Maybe there's like two snowy owls in a tree, right? And they're like, whoo, whoo, woo, I dare you to dive.

SPEAKER_00 46:28

Like, you know, and they're like, I'm sorry, how does that go again? Have you ever heard have you ever seen the TikToks where people are like, they say you sound like an owl, and the person goes, whoo, and they go, ah.

SPEAKER_02 46:42

No.

SPEAKER_00 46:42

Oh, well, plus story, Scott. Let's move on.

SPEAKER_03 46:47

Stupid score. Stupid snowy owls. Stupid snowy owls.

SPEAKER_00 46:50

All right, let's get to our next segment. We're gonna play a little game. And uh honestly, I hope it is funny.

SPEAKER_02 46:57

Oh dear, oh god, what?

SPEAKER_00 46:58

Oh, we'll be right back.

SPEAKER_02 46:59

All right.

SPEAKER_00 47:03

All right, we're gonna play a game.

SPEAKER_02 47:05

What's the game?

SPEAKER_00 47:06

It's called You Definitely Definitely Said This. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:10

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 47:12

So this is the this goes back to our 20s, right? We're gonna lovingly expose the confidence andor the chaos from our 20s. Okay. So I'm I'm gonna read a statement. My phone just rang on my computer.

SPEAKER_02 47:28

In my headphones.

SPEAKER_00 47:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 47:31

It was awesome. Thanks for that.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

We're gonna play a game. Okay. It's called You Definitely Said This. So we're gonna lovingly expose the confidence and chaos of our 20s. Okay. So I'm gonna read something out to you, and you're gonna answer yes, no, or I wanted this to be true. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 47:48

Yes, no, or I wanted this to be true.

SPEAKER_00 47:52

And you don't have to answer any of three of those answers if you really don't want to, but let's just see how it goes. Shoot. All right, this is uh round one is about career and ambition.

SPEAKER_02 48:04

Sorry, what's the last thing? Yes, no, or what?

SPEAKER_00 48:06

I wanted this to be true.

SPEAKER_02 48:08

I want this to be true.

SPEAKER_00 48:10

Some of these are quite cool, actually, because I guarantee you one, two, three, nine, ten. I've said probably about 15 of these in my 20s. Okay. And maybe you have to.

SPEAKER_03 48:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:21

I don't need a stable job. I'll figure it out. Yes, no, or I wanted this to be true.

SPEAKER_02 48:28

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I wanted this to be true. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 48:32

I I'm I'm the same. Yeah, because in my 20s, I was just like going to school and you know, working in a restaurant. So it was like, yeah, I just I don't need, I don't need a career. I don't want to be like my dad at nine to five or having fun right now. Yeah, I'm just having fun. Okay. Um, oh, here's one. Okay, so I'm gonna preface this by saying a very famous founder of a company said this. No, it it's been since debunked, and a lot of people nowadays in 2025, 2026, think that it's total bullshit. But I have said this. If I love it, it won't feel like work. Yes, no, or I wanted this to be true. I'm uh I'll tell you my answer. My answer is I wanted that to be true.

SPEAKER_02 49:23

Oh say it to me again.

SPEAKER_00 49:27

If I love it, it won't feel like work.

SPEAKER_02 49:32

No, I that I've never no.

SPEAKER_00 49:35

You're a no. Okay, that's interesting because I I thought you would have wanted that to be. Although you were a world-famous Canadian actress.

SPEAKER_02 49:40

I but I've been.

SPEAKER_00 49:41

You should have loved so you did.

SPEAKER_02 49:43

I did love what I was doing.

SPEAKER_00 49:44

Then it should have been yes. You're not a no.

SPEAKER_02 49:47

Okay, I'm not, I am confused.

SPEAKER_00 49:49

Did you love what you did? Did it feel like work?

SPEAKER_02 49:52

Yeah, it didn't feel like work.

SPEAKER_00 49:54

Then you're a yes. You're not a no.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

Maybe I don't have my listening ears on. Okay, moving on.

SPEAKER_00 50:02

I'll never work nine to five. Totally said that. For me, that's a yes. I totally said that. That's a yes. I no.

SPEAKER_02 50:08

No, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 50:08

I'll never work nine to five. All right, here's here's some parts from life. All right. Uh, I'm just not a routine person. Yes, no, or I wanted that to be true. I'm just not a routine person. We kind of mentioned a bit earlier about your routine. You get up, you make your you steal magnolia. I think I'm a routine.

SPEAKER_02 50:29

Yeah, I'm a I'm a routine. I'm a routine kind of girl.

SPEAKER_00 50:33

All right. So you're a you're you're good. You're like if you said that in your 20s, you'd be like, yeah, that still holds true.

SPEAKER_02 50:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:40

I'm uh makes me feel calm. I said it, but I'm gonna I have to say no because I yes, I said it then. I'm not a routine person. I just get up, I go to school, blah, blah, blah. Now it's like, if you fuck up my routine in the morning or at night, I literally have to start over. Maybe it's because I got a touch of the Tism. Who knows?

SPEAKER_03 50:58

You don't know.

SPEAKER_00 50:59

All right. Um here's one, here's one that we all said. And I'm uh I'll tell you right now, I'm a I'm a uh I'm a yes. I said it. Um, I don't really get stressed.

SPEAKER_02 51:14

Oh god, I've always got uh I'm I'm I'm just a I get stressed over everything.

SPEAKER_00 51:19

All right, so you're a no. You like you didn't even care that you want it to be true.

SPEAKER_03 51:24

Yes.

SPEAKER_00 51:24

Uh here's one. I said this a thousand times, so I'm a yes. I don't need that much sleep.

SPEAKER_03 51:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_00 51:34

I said it before, like I'll sleep when I'm dead. Yeah, right? Yeah, I'm a yes on that. You would I would literally get to work at 4 p.m., work an eight-hour shift, party for two hours. I know, then party again until four or five o'clock in the morning. That's crazy. Like go home and sleep for a couple hours and go back and do the day shift.

SPEAKER_02 51:52

Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, I know.

SPEAKER_00 51:54

All right, here's relationships.

SPEAKER_02 51:56

That's stamina, man. I just don't have that shit anymore.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

I know. Some people try to hold on to it, and it's a little embarrassing for most folks.

SPEAKER_02 52:05

Yeah, it starts to look a little icky. It does the older you get. Dude, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:10

And then that's you know what, men are guilty of it too, because then they start dating a 25-year-old.

SPEAKER_03 52:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:15

Who was stupid enough to date a 55-year-old. Like, come on.

SPEAKER_03 52:18

Yeah, it's good.

SPEAKER_00 52:19

That girl's got some daddy issues.

SPEAKER_03 52:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 52:21

But at the end of the day, yeah, man, like, stop trying to go back. No, let's just keep going forward.

SPEAKER_03 52:27

It's not hot.

SPEAKER_00 52:28

Here we go. Relationships. If it's meant to be, it should be easy. I'm a no for that. Like, fuck that. You fucking loser.

SPEAKER_02 52:38

No, I agree.

SPEAKER_00 52:40

Jealousy just means they care. Oh, that's a jealousy just means they care. Oh, that's a tough one.

SPEAKER_02 52:51

No.

SPEAKER_00 52:53

Yes, but think about yourself in the I'm a no-node too. Think it's about yourself in the 20s. Would you have put up with a jealous guy? Now you've been dating Todd since you were eight and a half.

SPEAKER_02 53:04

I've never had a jealous guy. Have you had a jealous girlfriend?

SPEAKER_00 53:09

Uh no, actually.

SPEAKER_02 53:11

I haven't I haven't had a jealous boyfriend.

SPEAKER_00 53:13

I've been a bit guilty of it myself, but it was short-lived.

SPEAKER_02 53:17

More insecure. Mine was coming from my insecurity, but I wasn't like psycho crazy.

SPEAKER_00 53:23

Here's one. This is this deals with money in reality.

SPEAKER_02 53:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 53:27

Money isn't that important. I'm like, oh fuck, are you kidding me? I didn't care about money, but I always had money in my pocket in my 20s. I always had at least 200 bucks in my pocket.

SPEAKER_02 53:42

I was always good. I was I've always been good with money. Have you been good with money?

SPEAKER_00 53:45

I used to be really good with money. I'd get my tips, they'd go in the bank, they'd pay off my student loan.

SPEAKER_03 53:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 53:50

But I always had$200 in cash because back then all we did was deal with cash. We didn't have debit, right?

SPEAKER_02 53:56

I always had some in my I made car payments, I made insurance payments, but now it's like I bought all my cars from the time I was a teenager until now. I've never had a lease. I've always saved, purchased the car outright. Like I'd like to save for things and buy big things, or I pay my debts down, I pay the highest that I can. I you know, trick my bank accounts into like, you know, squeezing$25 a week and it goes into the other one. Like I'm pretty geared with that.

SPEAKER_00 54:25

Money was always a big thing in your 20s if you had it, but you didn't care if you didn't. Because you always seemed I had a buddy who was dirt because you had a never had money, but he always he always had a way to come up with enough money to party on the weekends.

SPEAKER_02 54:38

Oh, first, yeah, of course.

SPEAKER_00 54:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 54:40

I'll start selling dope in the forest.

SPEAKER_00 54:44

No, he was selling fake fake raffle tickets door to door in my neighborhood, but that's another strike.

SPEAKER_03 54:49

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 54:51

I'll start saving later.

SPEAKER_03 54:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 54:54

I said that to myself and I regret it. I didn't because I'd be retired in my uh I'm like fucking my late 70s and still working.

SPEAKER_02 55:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:01

Like I'm not gonna be able to retire until I'm at least 92.

SPEAKER_02 55:05

Would you want to not work though? Like, are you gonna retire?

SPEAKER_00 55:07

Oh, I just want to sit and just do what? Go on cruises with my wife.

SPEAKER_02 55:12

Okay, that's different if you get to retire and then have the means to go travel and do all those things. But if you don't have the means to do all those things and you do have to spend another busy at home, wouldn't you be so bored?

SPEAKER_00 55:28

Um, I think I would find a different commute. And what I mean is right now I commute to work.

SPEAKER_03 55:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:34

So I would find a different thing to commute to.

SPEAKER_03 55:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 55:37

But I could definitely stop anytime I want. And I can come home and do whatever I want. Right. So we'll see. Maybe 92. I'm that's my target.

SPEAKER_02 55:47

Keep me posted. Hopefully I'll still be here.

SPEAKER_00 55:50

Here's one that I I followed to a certain degree, but then when I met my wife, who's a bit of a I better not say it.

SPEAKER_02 55:58

Oh, oh, oh, oh, she's downstairs.

SPEAKER_00 56:00

Spend thrift would be the word. I don't really budget. That killed that that phrase killed me for 20 years.

SPEAKER_02 56:11

That you don't really budget. Did you say that?

SPEAKER_00 56:15

I said it in my I well, I'm I'm a no because I didn't say that in my 20s. And then I didn't do it later on, and now I'm doing it.

SPEAKER_02 56:25

So I always found it hard.

SPEAKER_00 56:28

I'm 73. I've only got 19 years before I want to retire. I always found it hard to budget just based on you know my it's actually a lot easier nowadays because of apps and whatever. Yeah. I can literally program my phone with a shortcut that will allow me to every time I make a debit purchase or every time I buy something online, it goes to a spreadsheet and shows me a pie chart of what I'm spending on, so I can look at it and go, fuck, I spent way too much on DoorDash or too much on Amazon or too much on you know OnlyFans. Oh, no, just kidding.

SPEAKER_02 57:05

I should sell my feet, like do those foot those feet videos on you would make a fortune. You know what the thing is? I feel like that would be a lot of work. I've watched a couple of them, like they have to set up their whole like scenes and it has to be like okay.

SPEAKER_00 57:19

Do you remember the beginning of the little the the fuck?

SPEAKER_02 57:23

What beginning of the what?

SPEAKER_00 57:26

I just had a brain fart. The friendly giant. Remember the show as a kid? The friendly giant on CBC? I remember it, but you had to literally set up a little set with a fireplace and a little rocking chair for something else, and then put your foot in the middle of it and take a photo of it.

SPEAKER_03 57:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 57:43

It's crazy. But guys pay money. Oh my god. I read you want to pay off you want to pay off debt quickly?

SPEAKER_02 57:50

Speaking of feet, and I read this very, very quickly. A woman was charged with her husband for killing over 150 animals, like small animals, with her feet. And people were paying her to do it.

SPEAKER_00 58:04

She had step on a squirrel.

SPEAKER_02 58:06

No, like budgies. She had all these all these animals in her house. Kittens, budgies, lizards, kittens. Kittens. I'm not no, yes. Some where were I?

SPEAKER_00 58:16

I don't remember where she was from.

SPEAKER_02 58:18

I just read it the other day. Yeah, they were they were charged and you know, detained and you know, all the things.

SPEAKER_00 58:25

Oh, because some rich asshole would pay like it.

SPEAKER_02 58:29

And when I was reading it in the article, it was like, you know, crush a kitten for 500 bucks. Like it was whatever, whatever people wanted to send them. It was bizarre. Like, what is that? It was wild, wild. But they had all of these animals in their home.

SPEAKER_00 58:48

That's not that's not cool, dude.

SPEAKER_02 58:50

Disgusting. So gross. Oh my god. I know. Ew, so gross.

SPEAKER_00 58:58

All right, let's wrap up this episode. Before we go to our listener review, we got another five-star review to read.

unknown 59:05

Hello.

SPEAKER_00 59:06

Um, quick reflection. Let's just go through uh two things. This is gonna be a challenging question on one side of it, I think.

unknown 59:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 59:19

You've already kind of said what would you say to your 20-year-old self now, as a soon-to-be uh pentagenarian. You're only a year away.

SPEAKER_02 59:33

Shut up. We're not talking about it.

SPEAKER_00 59:37

Okay, so I I want two things.

unknown 59:39

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 59:40

You go back in time, you talk to your 25-year-old Sadie, but 25-year-old Sadie gets to travel into the future and talk to 45-year-old Sadie, which was three years ago, by the way. Oh no, four years ago. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 59:58

Sadie's 49. That took a lot of time between the two of us. Some maths. Some mapping.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:06

You're almost a you're almost a pencil.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:08

Oh, Scott, I am. It's crazy that this is my.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:11

I'm almost an octogenarian, so. You are. Yeah. All right, so let's go. We already know what. Well, let's just recap what old Sadie says to young Sadie. What would you say?

SPEAKER_02 1:00:20

I can't remember what I said.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:23

Don't take too much horn.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:26

What was it?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:27

I don't remember.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:28

I can't remember.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:29

It just Oh, uh, don't be so hard on yourself and don't be so self-conscious, or don't be so stupid. Or put that, don't put that there.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:37

No.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:38

Don't let that get stuck in that.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:41

I'm flipping this back on you. What would you say to your you go first?

SPEAKER_00 1:00:45

You never ask. Nobody asks. Okay, you go. Nobody ever cares.

SPEAKER_02 1:00:48

Oh my God, stop it.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:50

I would tell my 25-year-old self that it's gonna be okay. So stop fucking stressing about your mom telling you go get an education, or your dad saying, I don't care what you do afterwards, go and get an education. I did, and it didn't fucking matter at that time. So I would say, you're gonna be fine. Just don't fucking worry about how you get there. Just be a good person and network. Actually, network would be a big thing because most people get jobs right out of university or college by who they know, not by applying on LinkedIn. For 25-year-old Scott to say to 45-year-old Scott, which was 30 almost 30 years ago. I think the 25-year-old Scott would say, hey man, just fucking exercise more. Because you're in good shape in your 20s, but you're not if you don't exercise. So yeah, I think that would have been exercise more. So what about Sadie? What is twat is 25 people have already listened to the episode. We already know what you said. We don't need to recap. What does 25-year-old Sadie get to say to the soon-to-be pentagenarian?

SPEAKER_02 1:02:05

What is the 25 the narrative well? Travel more. Go. Just explore more. Stop trying to stop worrying about what you're gonna have to have money for for the rest of your life, which is FYI halfway done.

SPEAKER_03 1:02:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:29

So go enjoy it a little bit more. Don't enjoy your life a little bit more. Enjoy it.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:35

There's a great play. Um, you being a famous former famous Canadian actress may have heard of this play. It's called You Can't Take It With You.

SPEAKER_02 1:02:42

Yeah, that's that's essentially what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_00 1:02:44

You can't take it with you. And honestly, like I I had a conversation with a friend of mine. I'm not gonna go into details because I don't want to bore everybody with it, but I was having a conversation with a very good friend of mine about a decision that I had made, and I was I was like, I kind of questioned it, but deep down I knew it was the best decision. And he said, and I said, but it the result of my decision is that I don't have as much of a legacy for my kid to have when I die. And he's like, who cares? Let him live his own life. You live your life, and if it if when it expires, like when you finally click your ticket and you have zero dollars in the bank, that's fucking awesome.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:24

Oh, that gives me so much anxiety to think about, doesn't it? Like, I mean, I love it. I love anymore. Like theoretically, I love that idea. Like, I love if I would I would be able to like sit in that space and accept that and to be okay with it. But even when you say it, I'm like, oh, that makes me very anxious. Like very anxious.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:44

Because you want to leave something.

SPEAKER_02 1:03:46

I want to leave something. I want to know that I'm in like not only are my people gonna be taken care of, but that uh I'm gonna be okay. I don't know. I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:03:58

If you have zero money to give to anybody else or a or a house or whatever, does it matter? Do your kids be like, Oh, I just hope my mom dies so I can get my inheritance. That only happens with assholes and rich.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:13

Yeah, no, I know, but I do as a parent, I I always want to pro provide. That's a hard thing to shut up.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:20

Like you want to pass that on. Yeah, yeah. But I think at the end of the day, that's a that's a very my dad is leaving me nothing.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:29

Right.

SPEAKER_00 1:04:30

So when he goes, it's not about, oh, what do I get? It's how much I've lost. Yeah, yeah. And at the end of the day, he lived his life the way he wanted to live it. And I can't, my kids are not allowed to make me feel guilty about traveling in my 70s, which I do now because I'm in my 70s. But um, he's not allowed to make me feel guilty because it's going to infringe on, and Liam has never done that, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 1:04:53

You know what? This has inspired me to go take all all the money that I've saved for the kids for their university education and go on a trip.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:01

You and me and the Maldives. Right. Todd and Jerry. Hey Hun, Sadie and I are going to the Maldives.

SPEAKER_03 1:05:10

Bye-bye.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:11

Okay, let's finish up this episode with a listener review. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_03 1:05:16

I'm ready.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:18

Fuck. I just read it again. Here we here we go. This is like every fucking episode. This is a five-star rating from Melissa R on on uh are you writing these?

SPEAKER_02 1:05:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:31

It pisses me off. This one pissed me off now.

SPEAKER_02 1:05:35

Oh dear. Hold on. This pylon hat is so cute on.

SPEAKER_00 1:05:40

I never wearing this toke in front of you ever again. All right, fine. This is from Melissa R from Halifax, Nova Scotia. Five stars. I came for the theme but stayed for Sadie. She has this way of being efforts effortlessly funny when. While also sounding like the most self-aware person in the room. The back and forth is great, but Sadie's reactions are what make me laugh out loud in my car like a lunatic. More Sadie stories, please. What is every review about Sadie?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:18

I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:19

Why don't they like Scott's voice makes me wanna?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:22

I don't even think I'm good at this.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:24

You are, you're fantastic, you stupid jerks. You have the voice and the alright.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:30

Don't press that button. Don't do it black.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:33

Jesus. Oh, this one?

SPEAKER_02 1:06:34

Studio Bobo.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:36

Two.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:38

Listen, it I don't listen. I don't write the reviews. They just come in and I regurgitate them. So everybody's loving Sadie on this podcast.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:46

Thanks, guys. I really appreciate it. It really pumps up a gal. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 1:06:50

It does. It makes her tell her 20-year-old self, go into podcasting.

SPEAKER_02 1:06:55

People are gonna love you later. Don't worry, Sadie.

SPEAKER_00 1:06:58

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us for this week's episode of Start Talking with Sadie and Scott. We hope that you enjoyed listening to it as much as we did bringing it to you. Sadie, any anything you want to say to the audience before we say we're out for now?

SPEAKER_02 1:07:17

What? Oh I missed my cue, guys.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:24

Line.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:26

Oh, just thanks for listening, guys. Really appreciate it.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:30

I was showing Scott some fucking appreciation in the reviews.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:33

Yeah, you know what? I want everyone to don't you're not allowed to mention my name anymore. It's just Scott.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:38

I love watching. I love listening to Start Talking with Sadie and that other guy.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:42

No, you have a great voice.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:44

They don't seem to say anything.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:47

It's because I'm the idiot of the show. Like you're the smart one. Yes, I am.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:51

You're not an idiot.

SPEAKER_02 1:07:52

Oh my god. I don't know words. I say like too much. All the things.

SPEAKER_00 1:07:58

It's a peppy. Oh god, we should just remember my accent last week. Oh my god. Oh no English accents for Sadie.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:09

That made me angry as well. Very disappointed at myself.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:13

You couldn't do an English accent?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:14

Let me try it again. What do you want me to say?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:15

My wife was born in England. She can't do an English accent.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:19

Okay, hold on. Ready?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:20

All right. Are you gonna try to do something in English? Where are you gonna be? Britain? Oh sorry. Fuck. Oh my god. We need to go. This is getting so London, Suffolk.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:32

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:32

Are you gonna go to fucking Manchester? Are you gonna be like a scouse in Liverpool?

SPEAKER_02 1:08:37

I I don't know where I'm from. I'm just gonna attempt to not sound like how I currently sound. What am I gonna say?

SPEAKER_00 1:08:43

I get to give you the sentence. Okay.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:47

Don't make it be nice about it. Like words that I know.

SPEAKER_00 1:08:52

A snowy white owl flew at my windscreen.

SPEAKER_02 1:08:58

A snowy white owl flew from my windscreen.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:01

Flew from? Came out of it. Oh, I can't wait to play that for Jonah.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:08

Uh, did I do a half-decent job?

SPEAKER_00 1:09:10

Let's try one more time.

SPEAKER_02 1:09:12

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:12

Alright, so I'll give you another sentence.

SPEAKER_01 1:09:14

Okay, go.

SPEAKER_00 1:09:16

My boobs are so horny. No. Alright, so I went across the street to the local shop to get some chips. I'm just gonna let the music fade away from now. Bye-bye, Sadia. Love you.