The Anniversary Episode Nobody Asked For

It’s our anniversary episode, which means we are celebrating the only way we know how: by looking back, making fun of ourselves, and asking how this show made it this far.

In this episode of Sadie and Scott, we talk about the strange little milestone of surviving another year of podcasting, play a game called “Let’s Test Sadie’s Memory,” and decide whether past segments were real or something Scott made up. We also read anniversary messages from listeners, debate the traditional anniversary gifts we definitely do not deserve, and discuss the kind of surprise party that would send us directly into cardiac arrest.

It’s part celebration, part roast, and part evidence that better microphones do not necessarily mean better judgment.

Happy anniversary to us, and thanks for being here for the harmless nonsense.

Check out our website: https://start-talking-with-sadie-and-scott.b12sites.com/index

Transcript

SPEAKER_00 0:00

Today's a very special day.

SPEAKER_04 0:01

Why what's up?

SPEAKER_00 0:02

It is a super, super special day.

SPEAKER_04 0:05

What's up?

SPEAKER_02 0:07

Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy careful ghost and do it. Happy anniversary. Happy careful, you don't know it. Happy anniversary. Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.

SPEAKER_00 0:29

I want to take you back one year. It was a stormy, stupidly icy Thursday.

SPEAKER_04 0:38

Oh, is it our one year anniversary?

SPEAKER_00 0:40

When oh, thanks for ruining it.

SPEAKER_04 0:41

Uh huh.

SPEAKER_00 0:42

I was telling a story here. I mean, it was very we were in the throes of an ice storm. Or a burgeoning ice storm.

SPEAKER_04 0:52

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:53

And you got into your little van, came down my driveway. I don't think that was the episode actually where you fell on your ass, though.

unknown 0:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 0:59

Tobagat.

SPEAKER_04 1:00

It was like a death drive.

SPEAKER_00 1:01

It was. And I suggested you walk down instead.

SPEAKER_04 1:04

Yeah, that was not a good idea because then I was slamming my feet into the ground to try to get some like stickage inside the ice.

SPEAKER_00 1:11

Stickage. That's a real word.

SPEAKER_04 1:13

Stickage.

SPEAKER_00 1:14

We recorded our first episode a year ago.

SPEAKER_04 1:17

Wow.

SPEAKER_00 1:17

And it is now our one-year anniversary. So happy anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 1:21

Happy anniversary to you, Scott. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

SPEAKER_02 1:25

Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Hey. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary.

SPEAKER_00 1:32

Not the last time, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 1:35

Really?

SPEAKER_00 1:35

Yeah, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_04 1:36

So when I sing that at the restaurant, like sometimes I do it as a joke. I never know the middle part there.

SPEAKER_00 1:42

You don't need to, because I don't think anybody knows it.

SPEAKER_04 1:44

No, I just stop it with happy and the like I that then I stop it.

SPEAKER_00 1:48

Well, I think I've said it on the show before that we had an anniversary song at the keg, banned.

SPEAKER_04 1:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 1:53

And I think that singing birthday songs in restaurants should be banned.

SPEAKER_04 1:58

I hate it.

SPEAKER_00 1:59

It's ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 2:00

I can't I never do.

SPEAKER_00 2:01

I always staff don't like it. No, it's not. Like just bring them a bring them a fucking cheesecake. Oh, that's strawberry shortcake, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 2:08

Is the bomb. I know.

SPEAKER_00 2:09

Oh my god. I know. Dreamt about it. It's so when I was making love to it. It was so Okay.

SPEAKER_04 2:17

Okay. Settle me down. No, Scott!

SPEAKER_00 2:24

It was delicious, but honestly, just stick it, stick a candle in it and give it to the person.

SPEAKER_04 2:30

Stick a what?

SPEAKER_00 2:31

Stick a candle in it and give it to them. And then just light it and go, here, fucker.

SPEAKER_04 2:35

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 2:36

Like, I don't shit. I don't care. Because if your dad fucking stiffs me, I'm gonna spit in your cheesecake.

SPEAKER_04 2:41

I always, I you know, I'm nice about it. I'm like, hey, you know, happy birthday. You know, I hope tonight was a great, you know, dining experience. And like, I'll say a little something and then put it down. We have a little pretty sparkler. It's really funny to watch people not know what to do with a sparkler. So we just sit and stare at it until it burns out. Yeah, no, because some people try to blow.

SPEAKER_00 3:04

And I'm like, wait a minute, wait a minute. What kind of a moron tries to blow out a sparkler?

SPEAKER_04 3:08

I there is a number of people that blow spark spark blow sparklers. I said pardon.

SPEAKER_00 3:15

That's a whole different thing. Yeah, it is blow the sparkler or blow out the sparklers. Blow out. Okay.

SPEAKER_04 3:21

Out.

SPEAKER_00 3:22

So they've blown, they try to blow it out?

SPEAKER_04 3:24

Yeah, and then the sparks are flying, and I'm like, no, I'd be waving it in the air.

SPEAKER_00 3:27

I might hit Myrtle's fucking hairsprayed hair behind me. Right. Meanwhile, she's running around, and you know, Myrtle's on fire, myrtle's on fire.

SPEAKER_04 3:36

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 3:37

What?

SPEAKER_04 3:38

You went really far with that.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

I have imagined it all in my head and filmed it already.

SPEAKER_04 3:43

You do have a imagine, imagine, you can imagine poker flying a pie.

SPEAKER_00 3:51

Flying a pie? Flying a pie? Pie. Oh. I thought you said uh a pie. A space P-I-E.

SPEAKER_04 4:02

That's the second time you've done that to me tonight.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

It's the new headphones. Maybe they don't, I don't know. So I got new headphones. You did. No more shit all over my headphones. No. Uh but yeah, it's um, I don't know. Maybe Mother Joe thinks I'm losing my earrings. He's like, You need to get your ears checked. I'm like, you need to stop mumbling when you talk.

SPEAKER_05 4:24

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 4:26

I threw it back at her, and I was like, it's not my fault, it's your fault. That didn't work. That's great. Never works.

SPEAKER_04 4:30

Great relationshipping.

SPEAKER_00 4:32

Actually, we were. I don't know who was over at the house, but we were bitching at each other like we always do. And somebody turned to somebody else and said, I wish I had as happy a marriage as Scott and Joe. Because we really actually do. Yeah. We just bicker at each other all the time. Because when you stop the bickering, Sadie, it's when the love stops.

SPEAKER_04 4:55

Oh, is this it? Did you read that in a book?

SPEAKER_00 4:58

No, I just made that up literally, right?

SPEAKER_04 5:00

Yay, that's something you can podcast.

SPEAKER_00 5:02

I'm philosophizing, dude.

SPEAKER_04 5:03

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:04

Okay. So it's our anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 5:06

Happy anniversary.

SPEAKER_00 5:07

Happy anniversary, Sadie. I've got some stuff planned for us for this.

SPEAKER_04 5:11

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 5:11

Uh, so are you ready to go?

SPEAKER_04 5:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 5:13

All right, let's go. Welcome everyone to Sadie and Scott. Um, my name is Scott. I'm your assistant star.

SPEAKER_05 5:29

Oh, that's right.

SPEAKER_00 5:30

Rachel from Texas. This is my name is Scott.

SPEAKER_04 5:35

I am Sadie.

SPEAKER_00 5:36

She's the star, apparently.

SPEAKER_04 5:38

Apparently.

SPEAKER_00 5:39

Uh hi, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 5:40

Hi, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 5:41

Welcome to the show, everyone. Uh, it is our anniversary episode. So if you're not into anniversaries, that's all we're talking about, kids.

SPEAKER_04 5:49

Are we? It's our anniversary episode. We're only talking about anniversaries? Like this anniversary?

SPEAKER_00 5:55

Listen, I don't claim to be a great writer, but I am a prolific writer. You should see the size of the notes that I've got to do. Oh, wow. Okay. All right. So I'm going to ask you a couple of questions.

SPEAKER_04 6:04

Sure.

SPEAKER_00 6:05

And these are deep. Oh. So you gotta put on your thinking cap.

SPEAKER_04 6:08

Oh, I don't have one.

SPEAKER_00 6:10

Well, I have a thinking toque downstairs. So you want to wear that?

SPEAKER_04 6:13

Is that why you wear tokes all the time?

SPEAKER_00 6:14

Makes me keep my brains in.

SPEAKER_04 6:16

Oh. Learning something every day.

SPEAKER_00 6:18

Oh, I didn't wash my hair today. Shush.

SPEAKER_04 6:20

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 6:21

Okay. Tell me something you've learned about me since we now we've known each other for 30 years, but tell me something you've learned about me that you didn't know before we started this podcast.

SPEAKER_04 6:32

Your misophonia.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Fuck. I thought maybe you would say something complimentary, but now it's my brain disorder. Thanks so much, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 6:40

Well, you already know I think you're extremely intelligent, witty, all the great things. You know that. Stop. And it's just no, I'm gonna say. It's oh god. No.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

Go on. That sound bite is ridiculous.

SPEAKER_04 7:01

Uh no, it's the Misophonia.

SPEAKER_00 7:03

You didn't know I had that.

SPEAKER_04 7:04

No, I had no idea. I did not know that about you.

SPEAKER_00 7:07

Okay. Yeah. Well, so what is it about me? You have impeccable comedic timing, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 7:14

Oh, I do, dude.

SPEAKER_00 7:15

You do, you really do. And you never give yourself enough credit. You have a great memory because you know all our bits and you never forget them.

SPEAKER_04 7:23

What do you mean all of our bits?

SPEAKER_00 7:25

Our bits. Like you called me a narwhal in the last episode. Yeah. So, like, and we you you know all our bits. So you don't, you're not a, and you're you're you're super smart, and you're actually a really caring person. That's what I learned. Because before I thought you were a total cunt. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding, folks.

SPEAKER_04 7:42

I was literally like, I was hating on the club. I'm like, what's he gonna say? What's he gonna say? There it is, right there.

SPEAKER_01 7:52

At least you can look me in the eyes and say.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Okay. Okay, here's one.

unknown 7:58

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 7:59

What now go back into your memory banks.

SPEAKER_01 8:01

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 8:02

Pretend you hear that IBM like 1960s computer making its noise, or like the 80s one.

SPEAKER_05 8:07

Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_00 8:08

Back in your memory bank and think. Remember a topic that we covered that you thought was gonna be boring but turned out to be funny.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

A topic? Oh my god, they're all mashing into one.

SPEAKER_00 8:24

I don't know if I can answer this because I came up with all the stuff, right? Yeah, I know. And I thought they were all gonna be gems, even though they were.

SPEAKER_04 8:31

What was the what was the narwhal one?

SPEAKER_00 8:35

I called someone a na'er do well.

SPEAKER_04 8:37

Yeah, but what was that?

SPEAKER_00 8:39

Oh god. Now you're really going.

SPEAKER_04 8:41

What were we talking? How did that even come up?

SPEAKER_00 8:43

I think that was an aside. We have asides, right? So I think we were in an aside. We weren't talking about an actual topic.

SPEAKER_04 8:51

We weren't?

SPEAKER_00 8:52

And I think I just meant oh, I know what it was. We were talking about uh that I wasn't allowed to go into Pickering because Picker from Scarborough to Pickering because it was because Pickering was just a bunch of ne'er duels.

SPEAKER_04 9:01

Right. I think we were talking about like mall and and phones and like communicating. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 9:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:06

I don't even remember what the question was.

SPEAKER_00 9:10

What what topic did we cover that you thought was going to be boring, but it turned out to be pretty funny?

SPEAKER_04 9:15

I would say funny?

SPEAKER_00 9:17

More funny, fun, just fun.

SPEAKER_04 9:20

Oh my god. I cannot we talked about damn it. This is a question you should have asked me while I was driving here.

SPEAKER_00 9:30

Why would that make a difference?

SPEAKER_04 9:32

Because I just I I'm on the spot and now I'm it's all just mashing into one episode.

SPEAKER_00 9:37

My fucking dog's oh yeah.

SPEAKER_04 9:39

And the and the vacuum. Can you hear the vacuum?

SPEAKER_00 9:41

No, I don't think it's getting picked up, but now I can hear it. Thank you.

SPEAKER_04 9:44

Sorry.

SPEAKER_00 9:45

Thanks.

SPEAKER_04 9:46

I don't know. You threw it out there.

SPEAKER_00 9:48

Here's one that I thought wasn't gonna be I thought it was gonna be boring, but it turned out that I really quite enjoyed it.

SPEAKER_04 9:54

Yeah. Oh, there was one where we were drinking, whatever one that was, the wine, it was like fully like number three in.

SPEAKER_00 10:02

Like our third episode.

SPEAKER_04 10:04

I want to say yeah. Okay. And we were having some wine.

SPEAKER_00 10:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 10:07

And we came upstairs and we were laughing so hard, and we're trying to see.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

You were gonna we were talking about belts and erections. You thought that an erection goes this way, or that you can just hide it behind your belt.

SPEAKER_04 10:22

Yeah, I don't even remember how we got on that.

SPEAKER_00 10:24

You hide a vertically a vertically pointing object on a horizontal.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

We don't need to rehash this, okay?

SPEAKER_00 10:30

I thought that the lyrics episode was gonna be boring, but I actually found it quite funny.

SPEAKER_04 10:34

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a good one.

SPEAKER_00 10:36

Uh, because I was, I don't know, I spend most of my life on TikTok now. Um the TikTok? The TikTok. Yeah. Uh so somebody was talking about missed lyrics, and I was like, yeah, I actually quite enjoyed that episode. We had a good time with that one. Um, okay, so I know what you're gonna pick for this one. What topic should we never talk about again? There was one episode, and I will tell you if you don't remember it, that we will we should never ever talk about again.

SPEAKER_04 11:05

Oh dear. Do we offend somebody?

SPEAKER_00 11:08

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_04 11:08

Oh, that we should never talk about again. Did I get it?

SPEAKER_00 11:11

Actually, let me rephrase it. You're never gonna want to talk about it again.

SPEAKER_04 11:15

Probably my kids masturbating.

SPEAKER_00 11:17

No, you tell me. You still talk about that. I don't talk about it. You phone me from you phone me from work.

SPEAKER_04 11:23

I never phone you caught fan today. No, that is not true at all.

SPEAKER_00 11:29

Fisher's starting.

SPEAKER_04 11:30

Take it back. No! Oh my god. Noxy aches caught. How about this? This is the episode that I want to do again.

SPEAKER_00 11:46

All right, here's the I think it was episode four or five. The episode Our Parents Lied to Us. We were talking about things that parents told us that was total bullshit. But when we got to the funny news stories, we talked about what?

SPEAKER_04 12:06

I don't know. I have no I'm in menopause, dude. I can't remember my socks in the morning.

SPEAKER_00 12:10

So it was a funny news story. We talked about a certain kind of race. Like a like where they wear bibs in a race.

SPEAKER_04 12:22

What?

SPEAKER_00 12:23

Do you remember the sperm race?

SPEAKER_04 12:25

Oh my god. Yes, I do the sperm race.

SPEAKER_00 12:31

Do you remember what really set you off?

SPEAKER_04 12:33

I was no.

SPEAKER_00 12:36

You don't remember? You started gagging and dry heaving, and you're like, I know I'm dramatic. But my modern Is it the circle jerk?

SPEAKER_04 12:43

No.

SPEAKER_00 12:43

It was the last one to hit the cup has to drink it.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

Oh yeah, yeah. That's what it was. Yeah. Thanks for the reminder, a-hole.

SPEAKER_00 12:50

Every once in a while I will literally put that episode on, go to 45 minutes and 30 seconds, and start listening to that bit. Just listening to you dry heave. I should have sampled it, but I didn't. I'm grateful you didn't. All right. So that's the one.

SPEAKER_04 13:05

Thanks for being my memory, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 13:07

You're welcome. Actually, don't sell yourself short. You have a great memory because you remember all of our bits.

SPEAKER_04 13:11

I remember bits, but I don't remember like I'm not remembering details of things. Even Todd has said to me a couple times in the last week, he's like, You told me that already. And I'm like, I sorry. I don't, I'm so fuzzy. Yeah, it's not good.

SPEAKER_00 13:27

That's okay. It goes away, by the way.

SPEAKER_04 13:28

I hope so.

SPEAKER_00 13:29

Eventually. Okay, so uh I thought that that goes with me, like we should never speak about sperm races again. Also, that probably made me laugh the hardest. And we had had a couple of drinks, so I thought that's what I mean by that.

SPEAKER_04 13:43

That was one of the times that we did have a couple glasses of wine. But we've had we've had makeup the sperm race, or is that a story?

SPEAKER_00 13:49

A real thing.

SPEAKER_04 13:50

But then we came up with a whole You did.

SPEAKER_00 13:53

Oh you had a scenario in your head that the guys were fucking like jerking off into tubes.

SPEAKER_05 14:00

You watch.

SPEAKER_00 14:01

With disco lights. We were all wearing different colored bids.

SPEAKER_04 14:10

I would pay to see that.

SPEAKER_00 14:11

Folks, if you haven't listened to that episode, please go back to our parents lied to us episode and go to well, listen to the whole episode. But if you want to hear this section, it's at about the 45-minute mark. So uh what early episode what okay, sorry, let me rephrase it. Let me reread it because it's I didn't read what was on the page, so now I'm gonna read what's on the page.

SPEAKER_04 14:32

I know. I wish I had my phone so I could look at the titles of our episodes. This would be a lot easier.

SPEAKER_00 14:38

Well, I can't with your memory? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 14:42

Right?

SPEAKER_00 14:43

Hold on, I'll give you my phone and you can go through. Uh here we go.

SPEAKER_04 14:48

Just so I can like pinpoint it. I feel like an idiot right now.

SPEAKER_00 14:52

All right. All right, so what would early episode Sadie say to a year later, Sadie?

SPEAKER_04 14:58

Sorry, say that to me again.

SPEAKER_00 15:00

What would first first episode Sadie? What would first episode Sadie say to now, Sadie? Or what would Yeah, what would Sorry, what would you say to early episode Sadie?

SPEAKER_04 15:13

I would say Or vice versa. Um no, I I would say just be more of yourself. Get out of your own way.

SPEAKER_00 15:24

Did you find that you were in your own way? Because you were very funny in the earlier episode. Remember the remember the episode we planned your funeral?

SPEAKER_04 15:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:33

And crying. A crying pizza, a miserable pizza party, and standees of you.

SPEAKER_04 15:38

I know, I don't even know. I'm I I feel like we should redo an episode and we should see how much cooler I got.

SPEAKER_00 15:44

I'm gonna have for your for your pentagenarian birthday, I think you we were talking outside that you want to go on a cruise.

SPEAKER_04 15:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 15:51

Oh right, cruising. I'm coming. Cruising with you.

SPEAKER_04 15:59

What are you you're doing the eye contact thing? Why do you keep doing that today?

SPEAKER_00 16:04

I don't I you know we have a podcast. I if I want to speak to my podcast co-host, because I'm the assistant star, yeah, Rachel from Texas. Because I have this. What? You have a star on your shoulder.

SPEAKER_04 16:18

Yeah, proof. Oh shoot, I got locked out of your phone. You're not gonna tell me the password?

SPEAKER_00 16:23

No, I am not. Oh my god. My wife doesn't even have the password to my Stop it! No way, it's not on my fucking phone.

SPEAKER_04 16:29

Why?

SPEAKER_00 16:30

No, because she'll delete all my podcasts.

SPEAKER_04 16:32

Oh, is that what she'll delete?

SPEAKER_00 16:34

No, she won't. There's no there's no dirty dirty on my phone.

SPEAKER_04 16:37

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 16:38

I leave that for my iPad. All right, so what would late what would you say to early episode, Sadie?

SPEAKER_04 16:45

You would say Well, I would just say to get out of my own way.

SPEAKER_00 16:48

I'd say get a new co-host.

SPEAKER_04 16:50

Oh but uh, where's my rim shot?

SPEAKER_00 16:54

I would not, but hold on, where's my rim shot? I have a rim shot and fuck. I gotta plan, I gotta plan these fucking things.

SPEAKER_04 17:02

Are you what? You have a rim shot?

SPEAKER_00 17:03

I do.

SPEAKER_04 17:05

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 17:09

Well, we could always just do this, Sadie.

SPEAKER_01 17:13

Oh, no, no, uh, sorry.

SPEAKER_00 17:17

Okay. I would say to early episode me, just try your best to get Sadie to fucking come here and record.

SPEAKER_03 17:27

I know, I'm a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. I am.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

All right, so let's go back. Pick, okay. No, actually tell me, because you've you I assume you've listened to all of our episodes. I have. All right, so out of our episodes, what's your favorite episode? If you as you look through and hopefully it jaggers your menopause memory.

SPEAKER_04 17:48

Okay, keep talking. I'm still scrolling.

SPEAKER_00 17:51

I'm gonna say that the actually some of the earlier ones when the say like I hope folks have gone back. Oh, by the way. Since it's our anniversary episode, we don't have any reviews. We do actually have some group some best wishes from some listeners.

SPEAKER_04 18:06

We do.

SPEAKER_00 18:06

We do.

SPEAKER_04 18:07

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 18:08

I got a message on Messenger from a guy I went to high school with.

SPEAKER_04 18:11

Stop.

SPEAKER_00 18:12

We're just connected on Facebook, his name. And Steve, if you're listening, his name is Steve.

SPEAKER_04 18:16

Hey, Steve B.

SPEAKER_00 18:17

Steve B. Okay. He was a grade ahead of me in high school.

SPEAKER_04 18:21

A grade ahead?

SPEAKER_00 18:22

Yes. Usually you don't remember the younger grades, but he remembered.

SPEAKER_04 18:26

I know.

SPEAKER_00 18:26

Actually, we kind of grew up in the same and I we played football together.

SPEAKER_04 18:30

I I really feel like you're unforgettable, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 18:33

All right. Okay. That's me.

SPEAKER_04 18:35

Okay, continue.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

And he sent me a nice message on Messenger. He just said, dude, the podcast. He didn't say a thing about you, by the way, so I was quite happy about that.

SPEAKER_04 18:45

Did you get into trouble for calling me dude? No, he didn't.

SPEAKER_00 18:49

No, he said he said he liked my voice. He said, dude, you had a great voice. I love you. You have a great voice podcast. Why thank you?

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Stop.

SPEAKER_04 18:57

I'm so terrified when you do that that you're gonna have to do it.

SPEAKER_00 19:02

Watch.

SPEAKER_04 19:04

No, don't ever do that to anybody. Ever. Never. That is not a thing.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

Why? Is my winking not sexy?

SPEAKER_04 19:12

Your phone is awesome. No, I know, but oh, it's kind of a boring picture.

SPEAKER_00 19:17

It's the weather app. It tells me if it's raining before I have to look outside.

SPEAKER_04 19:21

I thought you just took a picture of a cloud.

SPEAKER_00 19:22

It's partly cloudy out right now, folks. It's 17 degrees in Northumberland County. Winds are coming in from the west at approximately five kilometers an hour.

SPEAKER_04 19:31

Oh, you sound so much like Liam there. Liam sounds so much like me.

SPEAKER_00 19:35

All right, so I'll tell you, one of my favorite episodes was uh we Sadie puts the fun in funeral. I really enjoyed that episode. I had a lot of fun with that. Let me go back because I sometimes I need to be.

SPEAKER_04 19:46

Yeah, I need a refresher. Maybe I'll go, maybe I'll just listen to them all again.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

I I I I am guilty of that, by the way. I do do that.

SPEAKER_04 19:53

I I do do.

SPEAKER_00 19:55

But um, ch but uh oh, keep it going. Wait a minute, put it in the rim. Put it in the rim.

SPEAKER_04 20:02

Fuck. Oh my gosh.

SPEAKER_00 20:04

There we go.

SPEAKER_04 20:04

Scott. Suck at the board. You should put me in charge of that. I shouldn't. Let you come right beside me. No.

SPEAKER_00 20:12

Uh okay, hold on. Um, let me just go through because I've got, you know.

SPEAKER_04 20:17

Um okay, listen, I'm gonna drink something, okay? Okay.

SPEAKER_00 20:21

I will talk while you do that so I don't murder you. Two people. Uh Wet Socks and Nova Wi-Fi was fun. Feelings, fun facts, and flamingos was a fun episode.

SPEAKER_04 20:31

Oh, that's with the um the gay, the gay uh the pride flag.

SPEAKER_00 20:35

Right, which I was thinking about the other day. We need to design that and we need to send it out to a t-shirt place.

SPEAKER_04 20:39

It's brilliant.

SPEAKER_00 20:40

It is a brilliant idea. Maybe I should send it to Glad and say, I think I said that in the episode, actually. We need to send it to Glad and say, you guys need to adopt a flamingo. And specifically a pink flamingo as your mascot, because that's a flamboyance.

SPEAKER_04 20:54

Are we positive that that hasn't happened? Or that someone hasn't already thought of this?

SPEAKER_00 20:59

Do you know what I haven't done a search on the Google? Uh, but maybe, who knows? But I have been known to come up with some pretty good original ideas.

SPEAKER_04 21:08

Okay. Uh oh.

SPEAKER_00 21:10

I just winked again.

SPEAKER_04 21:13

I feel impregnated.

SPEAKER_00 21:17

You're gonna go home and wink at one of the boys, and they're gonna be like, Monty, what the hell happened to your face? Yeah. Are you having a seizure?

SPEAKER_04 21:23

Yeah, what's wrong with you?

SPEAKER_00 21:24

All right, let's get into the next segment. We're gonna talk about um, I now I didn't give you homework because I didn't want to ruin the fact that this is our anniversary episode, which you clearly had no clue that we'd be doing this for a year.

SPEAKER_01 21:38

Oh, happy.

SPEAKER_00 21:40

So, sorry, I didn't mean to hit it the second time. All right, so I'm gonna give you a year of an anniversary.

SPEAKER_02 21:46

Huh?

SPEAKER_00 21:47

And you're gonna you gotta you gotta come up with a gift to give me. That was the shittiest explanation.

SPEAKER_04 21:55

Yeah, it was yep.

SPEAKER_00 21:56

Yeah, it was damn I suck at my job.

SPEAKER_04 21:58

Do you want to try that again?

SPEAKER_00 21:59

All right. Hold on, let's take a quick break. Okay. Can we take a quick break? Do you have to pee or anything?

SPEAKER_04 22:04

I always have don't look at me and wink like that ever again.

unknown 22:08

I'm a dude.

SPEAKER_00 22:10

What if when we get on video? Like when I start, I have to get my teeth fixed before we get on video. And you will launch yourself out of a window with the help from my hands.

SPEAKER_04 22:20

I won't launch myself.

SPEAKER_00 22:21

You will launch me, but all right. Quick break. All right. And then we're gonna go into and I will properly explain what we're gonna do.

SPEAKER_04 22:29

Yeah, that made no sense. None. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna re- Scott, make plans too.

SPEAKER_00 22:41

All right, we'll be right back. That was hilarious.

SPEAKER_04 22:47

I know, that was really embarrassing.

SPEAKER_00 22:50

Yes, folks, Sadie was walking into Studio Volva 2 and thought that I was reaching to give her a high five when I was actually what I was doing was trying to close the door behind her.

unknown 23:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 23:02

That's like when somebody waves to somebody behind you and like, oh hi!

SPEAKER_04 23:06

And you're like, oh shit.

SPEAKER_00 23:08

You're like, oh and then you wink at them.

SPEAKER_04 23:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

No?

SPEAKER_04 23:14

No.

SPEAKER_00 23:15

All right. Speaking of winks. No, not really. Okay. Anniversary gifts.

SPEAKER_04 23:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

So I told you before we went on the break.

SPEAKER_04 23:24

No, you tried to tell me before.

SPEAKER_00 23:27

I'm gonna tell you the okay. So every anniversary has a pr has a material or something associated with it. For example, the first anniversary is the paper anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 23:40

So I said to you That's when you get to dollar bills, yo.

SPEAKER_00 23:43

Oh, I didn't we don't have dollar bills in Canada. So are you trying to talk like a rapper?

SPEAKER_04 23:49

Kind of.

SPEAKER_00 23:51

Okay, good job.

SPEAKER_04 23:52

You know, like a stack of honeys.

SPEAKER_00 23:54

All right, for our first anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 23:57

No laugh, no button. Where's the button for that? Oh god.

unknown 24:02

No.

SPEAKER_04 24:04

I can't say that to myself.

SPEAKER_00 24:07

Oh, you can.

SPEAKER_04 24:08

At least give me a rim shot, Scott.

SPEAKER_00 24:10

Oh no, that's too far away. It's like seven banks over. Like I fuck, here we go.

SPEAKER_04 24:14

It's a rim-scott shot. Oh, not rhymes. It's a rim, it's a rim scott shot. No?

SPEAKER_00 24:19

Okay, that seriously didn't make any sense, though.

SPEAKER_04 24:23

Rhymes.

SPEAKER_00 24:24

Our paper anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 24:25

Okay. Boring.

SPEAKER_00 24:26

No, but it's our first anniversary. This is our paper anniversary, and I'm gonna go through all of our future anniversaries for the podcast.

SPEAKER_03 24:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 24:34

But for our paper anniversary, I'm gonna give you a paper airplane. But not just any paper airplane.

SPEAKER_04 24:42

What's in it?

SPEAKER_00 24:43

The paper airplane that I won the grade five paper airplane distance contest. That's what I'm giving you. What are you giving me? You're supposed to go, uhw.

SPEAKER_04 24:54

Uh oh.

SPEAKER_00 24:56

What did you want? A bunch of folded up$20 bills.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

I'm giving you.

SPEAKER_00 25:01

What? What are you giving me for a paper anniversary?

SPEAKER_04 25:03

I'm giving you a honey.

SPEAKER_00 25:04

What does that mean?

SPEAKER_04 25:05

A hundred dollar bill.

SPEAKER_00 25:06

A honey, not a honey. Oh my god. You can't even get the lingo. You're so patental.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

My God.

SPEAKER_00 25:15

You're gonna give me a hunch?

SPEAKER_04 25:16

Yeah. And I'm gonna sign it. Be like, love Sadie.

SPEAKER_00 25:22

And then a winking, winking face emoji.

SPEAKER_04 25:25

Oh, no, no, no, we're not doing that either.

SPEAKER_00 25:30

Uh it's like an apostrophe, something else.

SPEAKER_04 25:33

What's on our hundred dollar bill? Who's on there?

SPEAKER_00 25:37

I think the queen.

SPEAKER_04 25:38

Is it?

SPEAKER_00 25:39

Yeah. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 25:40

I have a feeling.

SPEAKER_00 25:41

I don't know, because you know why? I use Debit.

SPEAKER_04 25:44

I don't.

SPEAKER_00 25:46

Then you should know. All right, second anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 25:49

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 25:49

It's the cotton anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 25:52

Say what?

SPEAKER_00 25:52

Cotton is the second anniversary gift.

SPEAKER_04 25:55

When someone says to you say what, it doesn't mean to say it again. Like you know that, right? Like I'm still right? I was like, say what? And then you were like, the cotton one. I'm like, I know. I was just, we were just keeping the conversation flowing, Scott. Jesus. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Fillers with exclamations.

SPEAKER_04 26:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 26:20

Huh?

SPEAKER_04 26:21

Dot dot dot.

SPEAKER_00 26:24

Apparently, Gen Z is really pissed off at us for using dot dot dot a lot for us Gen Xers using dot dot dot and everything.

SPEAKER_04 26:31

I'm a dot dot dotter.

SPEAKER_00 26:32

Totally a dot dot.

SPEAKER_04 26:33

Yeah, I'm a dot. That's my like my little hamster. It's stuck on the wheel.

SPEAKER_00 26:38

I like to send Liam like text messages like, you haven't finished cleaning the kitchen. Dot dot dot. And it's kind of comes across as I'm gonna say something else, but I don't, so it just scares him to death. So he comes and cleans the kitchen.

SPEAKER_04 26:52

Yeah, no, I would have said something threatening or something afterwards. And the but threatening and funny.

SPEAKER_00 26:57

Okay. For the cotton anniversary, I'm giving you a brand new pastel-colored tracksuit.

SPEAKER_04 27:06

Oh, that's so I'm giving you. I am giving you for our second anniversary. Okay, I'm gonna give you a new hat, a cotton hat, like a breathable one.

SPEAKER_00 27:15

Okay. I'll take that. Yeah. So maybe if I just wash my hair, I need a haircut though.

SPEAKER_04 27:21

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 27:21

Joe's like, can you go put on a toque? Your hair looks Oh, she tells you that?

SPEAKER_04 27:24

You just gotta cover up?

SPEAKER_00 27:25

No, she tells me I need a haircut. Go get a haircut.

SPEAKER_04 27:29

Do you also breathe really loud on the uh couch?

SPEAKER_00 27:32

Uh, have I been yelled at for breathing loudly lately?

SPEAKER_04 27:35

Because maybe it has something to do with it.

SPEAKER_00 27:36

No, what did she get mad at me the other day? Remember when she listened to our menopause episode in the car with me and she What did you say to get her so mad? I don't know. I'd have to go back and listen to the whole episode again.

SPEAKER_04 27:50

You know, she's downstairs.

SPEAKER_00 27:52

She I can't remember. Uh you know, it'll come to me what she yelled at me about, but let's get to the third anniversary. It's leather.

SPEAKER_04 27:58

Oh, whoa.

SPEAKER_00 27:59

Oh right.

SPEAKER_04 28:00

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 28:01

I'm gonna get you a riding crop.

SPEAKER_04 28:04

What the fuck is a riding crop?

SPEAKER_00 28:06

It's a thing that people who ride horses and you slap the horse's bum. Like jockeys use them to make the horse go giddy up. You've never seen a riding crop? It's like a pillow with a little little thing.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Yeah, because I'm into like SM or something.

SPEAKER_00 28:22

Or you're into horses. I don't know, but that I wouldn't, I actually didn't even think about SM, Sadie. I was thinking wholesomely about horses.

SPEAKER_04 28:30

I'm gonna get you a nice leather-bound notebook.

SPEAKER_00 28:34

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_04 28:36

With a satchel.

SPEAKER_00 28:38

It's funny, my other note says here leatherbound book called Things Scott Said that made Sadie stare at him in silence.

SPEAKER_04 28:46

And then I'm gonna write you a little note. Oh, that's so sweet. It's gonna open up with bro. Jesus Christ.

SPEAKER_00 28:55

Semicology.

SPEAKER_04 28:56

And that's it.

SPEAKER_00 28:58

All right, number four.

SPEAKER_04 28:59

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 29:00

Fruit or flowers. So I'm just gonna get you a bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_04 29:04

A what?

SPEAKER_00 29:04

With a bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

A bouquet?

SPEAKER_00 29:08

Please tell me you know what a bouquet of flowers is.

SPEAKER_04 29:11

I don't know. It sounds really weird when you say it. Does it say weird when I say it? Bouquet?

SPEAKER_00 29:16

That's what it is. A bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_04 29:18

I don't know. It felt like you were like, it's a bouquet.

SPEAKER_00 29:21

I'm not from Tennessee, Sadie.

SPEAKER_04 29:24

It sounded like that. Hold on. Let me, I'm gonna say it, and you're gonna tell me if that sounds weird. Ready? Bouquet.

SPEAKER_00 29:30

Say bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_04 29:32

Bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_00 29:33

Yeah, it sounds fine. Just like I just said bouquet of flowers.

SPEAKER_04 29:36

Okay, if any listeners are listening to this, which I hope you are at this point, or else I'm never coming back here again. Um you need to tell us if we sound the same. I feel like you're saying it with an accent.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

Do you want me to say a bouquet instead? Like pronounce it phonetically?

SPEAKER_04 29:52

No. Okay, you say it. Just say the word and then I'll say the word afterwards.

SPEAKER_00 29:55

Bouquet.

SPEAKER_04 29:55

Bouquet. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 29:57

I think you say it different, but or um, how about a fruit basket full of just bananas?

SPEAKER_04 30:04

That's what can you put some dingleberries on the bottom of it at least?

SPEAKER_00 30:09

I don't want this to stretch too. I've got quite a few here, but we don't have to go through all of them, but um wood is number five. Iron is number six. I would get you a stainless steel pan, even though it's not the stainless steel, it's not iron, but I would and I would tell you that's what Big Teflon wanted me to do.

SPEAKER_04 30:27

Okay. Uh I would get you a sword.

SPEAKER_00 30:29

A sword? Cool.

SPEAKER_04 30:31

Not a sword.

SPEAKER_00 30:33

Why?

SPEAKER_04 30:34

Sword.

SPEAKER_00 30:34

Okay. But it's spelled S-W-O-R-D. So Liam used to call it a sword.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

Okay.

unknown 30:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:39

You know what I'm making tonight?

SPEAKER_00 30:41

I don't know what. Swordfish?

SPEAKER_04 30:43

Lagogna.

SPEAKER_00 30:44

Lagna. Yeah. Okay. We're pronouncing words really phonetically today, folks. Stomach. Stomach. Alright, wool and copper is number seven.

SPEAKER_04 30:56

Wool and copper?

SPEAKER_00 30:57

Wool or copper, sorry.

SPEAKER_04 30:59

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:00

Bronze is the eighth anniversary. This is kind of weird. The ninth anniversary is pottery.

SPEAKER_04 31:06

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 31:07

So I would get you a I'd potterize you. Not a word. What? I would make you a coffee mug.

SPEAKER_04 31:14

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 31:15

In pottery class. I had to invest a lot of time. I had to like sign up for pottery classes.

SPEAKER_04 31:19

I would have, I would, I would have, um, I would I would bring us both to a a pottery place where they make pottery. You would sit behind me and we'd have a ghost moment.

SPEAKER_00 31:31

Alright. And then I wait a minute. Does that mean I have to be dead?

SPEAKER_04 31:36

Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_00 31:37

Fuck.

SPEAKER_04 31:38

You're gonna be a ghost.

SPEAKER_00 31:43

All right.

SPEAKER_04 31:44

I'm your go-host.

SPEAKER_00 31:45

The 10th anniversary is tin or aluminium.

SPEAKER_04 31:48

I don't like when people say aluminium.

SPEAKER_00 31:51

You know what I'm gonna get you? I'm gonna get you that tin container with the pictures of all the cookies on top of it. And then when you take the lid off, it's gonna be a sewing kit.

SPEAKER_04 32:02

Oh, oh, that reminds me of my OMA.

SPEAKER_00 32:04

It's everybody's OMA. Okay, well, let's motor through. Okay, we're at 15th anniversary now.

SPEAKER_04 32:10

Are we still married?

SPEAKER_00 32:11

Crystal.

SPEAKER_04 32:13

Okay, here we go.

SPEAKER_00 32:14

I'm gonna get you a crystal wine glass that you're not allowed to use because you'll probably break it.

SPEAKER_04 32:19

Okay, I've been a little bit better recently.

SPEAKER_00 32:21

You have been, but we've tried to make you drink out of plastic. Uh 20th anniversary is China.

SPEAKER_04 32:27

Oh, that's boring. Who wants China? You can't even China. You can't even put it in the dishwasher. It's the stupidest thing ever.

SPEAKER_00 32:34

We have we have my we have my parents' China from when they got married in like 1966 or something.

SPEAKER_04 32:41

And do you use it?

SPEAKER_00 32:42

We do. We use it for Christmas and like Thanksgiving special occasions, and we wash it by hand.

unknown 32:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 32:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:48

I'm out. Why are you saying it like that? Because that's the way somebody says it.

SPEAKER_04 32:52

Okay. Gotcha.

SPEAKER_00 32:54

25th anniversary. Can you guess what it is?

SPEAKER_04 32:59

Liquids.

SPEAKER_00 33:03

How specific. The 25th anniversary is the silver anniversary.

SPEAKER_02 33:08

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 33:09

So I'm going to get you a silver set of headphones. No, those would be too heavy. I'm going to get you a silver ring. Engraved on it.

SPEAKER_04 33:20

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 33:20

And on the engraving, it'll just say alright. Okay. On the engraving. What are you getting me for silver?

SPEAKER_04 33:28

A silver.

SPEAKER_00 33:28

A bullet and a gun.

SPEAKER_04 33:30

Oh, yeah. Here's a good idea. A silver butt plug.

SPEAKER_00 33:37

I'm going to have to put an explicit marker on this episode. Butt plug. Why the fuck would you want to give me that?

SPEAKER_04 33:45

I just wanted to say butt plug.

SPEAKER_00 33:49

You didn't say it properly. It's boot plug. A bouquet of boot plugs.

SPEAKER_04 34:00

That's ridiculous, dude. We should only talk like that for like one episode.

SPEAKER_00 34:08

Uh the the 30th anniversary, which I have not neither of us have reached with our spouses, but pearls. Pearls. So I'm gonna give you a pearl necklace.

SPEAKER_04 34:17

I don't know. How what a like like anal beads?

SPEAKER_00 34:24

Do you know what a pearl necklace is?

SPEAKER_04 34:26

Yes, I do. What is it?

SPEAKER_00 34:27

No, no, stop. Tell me, what's a pearl necklace?

SPEAKER_04 34:30

It's jewelry.

SPEAKER_00 34:32

No, in dirty terms, what's a pearl necklace?

SPEAKER_04 34:35

Isn't it what you put up your butt and your body?

SPEAKER_00 34:36

No, those are Benoit balls. Oh no, I know how do I know that?

SPEAKER_04 34:40

I know I know what you're talking about. I don't want to say it. Okay, so you I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_00 34:44

All right, but I was gonna give you a real pearl necklace because you're a golden girl now. You're you'll be 50 on our actually, you'll be in your 120s and your 30th. Oh actually, you'll be 80. I'll give you a pearl necklace because you're a golden girl, like Ruby McClanahan.

SPEAKER_04 35:02

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 35:02

Ruby is 40 years. Not very many people reach that.

SPEAKER_04 35:08

The Ruby?

SPEAKER_00 35:08

Ruby anniversary is 40th. I'm gonna get you a Ruby ring engraved with See.

SPEAKER_04 35:16

I feel like this anniversary stuff is way easier for guys to purchase for girls.

SPEAKER_00 35:21

Well, that's because we're the ones being marketed to.

SPEAKER_04 35:24

Yeah, what the heck am I gonna get you that's a Ruby? A ruby what? What would you like?

SPEAKER_00 35:29

Cock ring? You're giving me a butt plug in 25. I'm walking around like that for 15 years leaving my ass. You might just do ring.

SPEAKER_04 35:37

Yeah, cock ring. All right, pearl on it. All the stones. You're gonna have the most dazzled dick at 80 years old.

SPEAKER_00 35:50

A dick bedazzle. That'd be a new product we could come up with.

SPEAKER_04 35:52

A dick bedazzler.

SPEAKER_00 35:53

Bedazzle your dick.

SPEAKER_04 35:54

Oh, that's something.

SPEAKER_00 35:56

Imagine, imagine you're like getting hot and heavy with a guy and he pulls his horn out. And it's all bedazzled.

SPEAKER_04 36:02

There's a there's a thing where girls do that. They bedazzle. I don't know how it's done. I refuse to look it up because you know algorithms.

SPEAKER_00 36:14

Yeah. All right, last one. 50th anniversary. Do you know what that is? Everybody should like that. Diamond. No, no. That's 75. Oh, 75? Gold is the 50th anniversary.

SPEAKER_04 36:26

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 36:27

25 for silver. Okay. Where you give me a butt plug.

SPEAKER_04 36:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 36:30

50th gold. I'm giving you a golden microphone.

SPEAKER_04 36:35

I'm giving you a badass golden grill.

SPEAKER_00 36:41

Say you can't cook on gold.

SPEAKER_04 36:42

I mean for your teeth.

SPEAKER_00 36:44

Oh, you were talking rap again. I'm thinking a barbecue and you're I'm not putting a grill in my Jesus.

SPEAKER_04 36:55

Walking around with your cock ring and a grill.

SPEAKER_00 37:00

You really want to see my bedazzled grill and my cock ring? And Sadie's walking around with her Benoit balls and her pearl necklace. This decelerated really quickly. Do you want to give me some anniversary messages for where this is? Yeah. Alright, let's go.

SPEAKER_04 37:15

Let's vacate immediately.

SPEAKER_00 37:17

Benoit ball.

SPEAKER_04 37:20

I love your response afterwards. I don't even know why.

SPEAKER_00 37:23

Why do I even know that? Why do I? All right, here, listen, listener anniversary messages.

SPEAKER_04 37:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 37:30

I sent it out onto the socials, and we got some responses back, uh, a couple through email. Um, just wishing us I told everybody that it's our anniversary coming up.

SPEAKER_05 37:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 37:43

So this is from Angela in Barrie, Ontario. Happy anniversary, Sadie and Scott. I don't always agree with you, but I do usually end up laughing, and that feels like the more important outcome. Thanks for making a show that doesn't take itself too seriously. Okay. That's not because we don't. We don't. We talk about Benoit balls and butt plugs. That's going to be the title of this episode. Happy anniversary. Here's your butt plug. Chris in Portland, Oregon. Congrats on the anniversary. I started listening because someone sent me a clip, and now I'm several episodes deep and questioning my standards. Doing whatever this is. Thank you, Chris in Portland.

SPEAKER_04 38:24

That actually is perfect. That's a perfect, perfect email.

SPEAKER_00 38:27

Natalie in Ottawa, she said, Happy anniversary. I appreciate that your show gives me something funny to listen to that doesn't make me feel like the world is ending. That's always yeah. Yeah, this is true. Excuse me, I'm burped.

SPEAKER_01 38:38

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 38:40

That is harder to find than it should be. Yeah, for sure. That's not bad. That's not bad. Rob in London, England said, Sadie, do not do the English accent. Congratulations on a year of the show. Scott, I respect your confidence. Sadie, I respect your patience. Together, you've created something that somehow works better than it should. It's a little off-handed, but he's British. So in Peterborough, Ontario, not too far from us, actually. Happy anniversary. Exclamation mark, exclamation mark. I listened while cleaning the house, and I've had to stop vacuuming more than once because I was laughing. I missed half of what you said. That's either a compliment or a cleaning issue, maybe both. What else do we got here? Priya in Mississauga said, Happy anniversary. I found the show during the episode about hobbies people abandon, which felt personally rude because my basement contains a breadmaker, a yoga mat, a sewing machine I have used once. Please stop describing my life.

SPEAKER_04 39:41

Priya?

SPEAKER_00 39:42

Priya in Mississauga. Amazing. Michelle in Calgary, Alberta. Happy anniversary. Your show has become my go-to when I need a break from true crime, bad news, and podcasts hosted by people who whisper too much.

SPEAKER_04 39:54

Whisper?

SPEAKER_00 39:55

I don't know. Do people whisper a lot in podcasts? And then the and then the Berth Simpson murdered his wife. Thank you for using normal voices and questionable judgment. What else one we got here? Um, here's one from Laura in Salmon Arm, British Columbia. I've been to Salmon Arm. It's a great little town. It's on it's on the Shu Schwap Lake. Lake Shushwap. Yep. Happy anniversary. I played one of your episodes in the car and my husband pretended he wasn't listening. Then he laughed twice and asked what the show was called. That is basically a five-star review from him. I don't even want to read this one.

SPEAKER_04 40:40

Oh no, why?

SPEAKER_00 40:41

Happy anniversary to Sadie and her assistant star.

SPEAKER_04 40:45

This is gonna be commonplace.

SPEAKER_00 40:46

Proud of you both for sticking with it. Keep going. The world needs more harmless nonsense. Rachel.

SPEAKER_04 40:53

I love you, Rachel. Hey, listen, I love, I love where this is going. I do. I love where this is going. Considering you do all the work, you do absolutely everything. This is funny. It's funny. It's funny.

SPEAKER_00 41:06

All right, let's. We've got I've got a memory test for you.

SPEAKER_04 41:09

Oh my god. Are you serious after this whole episode? Okay, fine. Go.

SPEAKER_00 41:13

I know it's not gonna be difficult. Oh so it's basically a real or made up. We've done, I think we've done something similar to this before, but I'm gonna this is based on the show. So I hope when you were looking through my phone.

SPEAKER_04 41:25

Oh no.

SPEAKER_00 41:26

You familiarized yourself.

SPEAKER_04 41:27

I feel like I'm about to get in trouble.

SPEAKER_00 41:29

Alright, so basically, did did we actually cover it on the show?

SPEAKER_04 41:33

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 41:33

So covered or covered up? That's what we're gonna call this segment.

SPEAKER_04 41:38

Covered or covered up? No, I don't know.

SPEAKER_00 41:41

Hold on, I don't like that. Covered, real or fake? No, real or made up.

SPEAKER_04 41:45

Yeah, real or made up.

SPEAKER_00 41:46

Alright, so I'm gonna give you a sentence and you're gonna tell me if it was actually part of the show by saying real or did I make it up.

SPEAKER_04 41:53

Alright.

SPEAKER_00 41:54

A segment called Sadie's Petty Advice Hotline.

SPEAKER_04 41:59

Made up.

SPEAKER_00 41:59

Correct. Oh, hold on, fuck. Oh here we go. Nobody, nobody There we go. I'm not gonna add any clapping or anything like that. A menopause game that was funny but based on real symptoms.

SPEAKER_04 42:13

Real.

SPEAKER_00 42:16

A listener review that gave Sadie full credit and said Scott was also there, Rachel.

SPEAKER_04 42:22

True.

SPEAKER_00 42:24

A segment called Sadie's Court. Where is my phone?

SPEAKER_04 42:31

It was called something else. No, it's that's made up.

SPEAKER_00 42:35

Oh my god, you are perfect so far.

SPEAKER_04 42:37

Thanks, God.

SPEAKER_00 42:39

Um okay. A game called Guess the Midlife Injury.

SPEAKER_04 42:45

Made up.

SPEAKER_00 42:46

This is a trick question.

SPEAKER_04 42:48

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 42:50

Sorry, I done I had to add a couple of like I had to put a boomerang in it.

SPEAKER_04 42:53

Oh, wow, okay, boomerang.

SPEAKER_00 42:54

I had to throw a bouquet at the rim shot bridesmaids. It is true, but it's not true. Yeah, I don't remember because you always complain about an injury when you get here.

SPEAKER_04 43:04

Because I have my body's.

SPEAKER_00 43:06

Because you're a managerian. Yeah. But we didn't actually do it on the show. Okay, so was this real? Oh, you still you get that. I'll give you you get full credit for that.

SPEAKER_04 43:13

Yeah, okay, thanks.

SPEAKER_00 43:14

A game about whether funeral facts were real or fake. Is that real or fake?

SPEAKER_04 43:21

Funeral facts. Funeral facts. Um Mother Beeper, I'm gonna get it wrong. Made up.

SPEAKER_00 43:30

Oh a segment about weird town names in Canada.

SPEAKER_04 43:36

Real.

SPEAKER_00 43:37

A segment called Things Found in a Junk Drawer.

SPEAKER_04 43:40

Real.

SPEAKER_00 43:42

I know that's made up. We talked about it, but it was not a segment on the show. Ow, man. A game where Scott teaches Sadie how to become a crypto billionaire using soup.

SPEAKER_04 43:53

No, made up.

SPEAKER_00 43:57

Here's one. Sadie learns Spanish. Was that real? Or did we actually do that on the show?

SPEAKER_04 44:03

Well, you tried to speak a lot of languages. So this is a trick question.

SPEAKER_00 44:09

Like kind of to give you both. Yeah. I was trying to speak other.

SPEAKER_04 44:15

You were trying to speak other. I wouldn't call it a lesson.

SPEAKER_00 44:18

A segment about people clapping on the when the plane lands.

SPEAKER_04 44:22

Yeah, real.

SPEAKER_00 44:23

And last one for a bonus. Basically, uh, sorry. Uh a show where the plan fell apart, and that became the plan. Real. Trick question. Yes. Basically every episode we do.

SPEAKER_04 44:40

Yeah. Ain't that the truth?

SPEAKER_00 44:45

We've got one, we got one new story, and then we're gonna wrap up the episode.

SPEAKER_04 44:48

Cool.

SPEAKER_00 44:49

This is about and not necessarily an anniversary, like, but it is an anniversary because a birthday is essentially you're celebrating the anniversary of your birth. Uh let me just let me just bring up the um George Clooney reveals wife Amal's dangerous 65th birthday surprise. First of all, did you know George Clooney is 65 years old?

SPEAKER_04 45:12

Is he really?

SPEAKER_00 45:12

Yes.

SPEAKER_04 45:13

Holy moly, I can't believe it.

SPEAKER_00 45:14

I know. I can't believe he's 65. He does not look 65.

SPEAKER_04 45:19

No. They get lots of help though.

SPEAKER_00 45:22

What do you mean? Like he has his own personal dermatologist or something.

SPEAKER_04 45:26

Yeah, they get lots of help. I kind of it's kind of a little bit of a pet peeve with me when you see, you know, Demi Moore, for instance. Oh, she doesn't even age. She looks better now. That I'm like, are you for real?

SPEAKER_00 45:39

Like Have you watched her on Land Man? She looks like she was put together in a lab.

SPEAKER_04 45:44

Yeah, no, I know. I'm just it's just a name I was throwing out there.

SPEAKER_00 45:47

But she's still a beautiful woman.

SPEAKER_04 45:49

She's still beautiful, but I mean There was who did I just see online today?

SPEAKER_00 45:53

It's part of it. She was on like Dallas or something. Donna Mills is 85 years old. She looks 45.

SPEAKER_04 46:01

Yeah, it's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 46:02

Yeah. A Mal Clooney surprised husband George on his 65th birthday with friends posing as waiters at the celebration. George joked about the risks of surprises at his age and said he's still standing barely after the event. So the Oscar winner recently turned 65, and his wife decided to make mark the occasion with a special surprise gift of sorts. I just surprised him on his birthday actually with a number of things that she's 48.

SPEAKER_03 46:28

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 46:29

She sh uh British folk at the Kings trust family. Yeah, she has friends of mine showing up posing as waiters.

SPEAKER_04 46:38

Why did she need to do that?

SPEAKER_00 46:39

I don't know. Like maybe she thought it was funny.

SPEAKER_04 46:41

Just put them in a box.

SPEAKER_00 46:43

However, George wasn't sure that that was the best gift, jokingly adding, it's a dangerous thing to surprise someone when they're 65 because you could drop, you know, that could be the end of you, so you have to be. I'm not quite sure if I showed up to an event and my friends were dressed as waiters that it would make me want to have a myocardial infarction.

SPEAKER_04 47:02

No, no, I I don't you wouldn't you just notice that right away and laugh? Like that wouldn't be like, ah!

SPEAKER_00 47:08

Okay, by the way, this is people, so I don't think that their writers are the best.

SPEAKER_04 47:11

Yeah, I don't I I don't think that's funny at all.

SPEAKER_00 47:16

She's she's um she actually looks older than I shouldn't say that. She looks older than 48.

SPEAKER_04 47:23

Does she?

SPEAKER_00 47:23

Yeah. I yeah, so I'm reading the rest of the article. That was terrible.

SPEAKER_04 47:28

It was terrible.

SPEAKER_00 47:29

I did a shit job. That was probably our worst one.

SPEAKER_04 47:31

That's what's that's the worst one.

SPEAKER_00 47:32

Do you want to talk about sperm races? I can bring up that article. No, no, no, we're good.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

We are good. We have covered that.

SPEAKER_00 47:38

What is wrong with sperm races? They get to wear different colored bibs.

SPEAKER_04 47:42

It's true, they do.

SPEAKER_00 47:43

Alright, so any other gifts you would like to uh bestow upon me?

SPEAKER_04 47:47

Um. Oh.

SPEAKER_00 47:54

You know what you can give me as an anniversary gift? The next four times I ask you to come over at a specific time, you just fucking come over.

SPEAKER_04 48:00

Like at that exact specific time?

SPEAKER_00 48:02

When I said so. I don't get any excuses like, oh, I love my children.

SPEAKER_04 48:08

What if I'm at work?

SPEAKER_00 48:10

I'm not gonna do it while you're at work, but you if you have a day off.

SPEAKER_04 48:13

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:14

Is today your day off?

SPEAKER_04 48:15

Today's my day off.

SPEAKER_00 48:16

Why aren't you having a beer ski with the Scot Man? Um I'm never saying that again. That was fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_04 48:22

Ever say that again. Oh, and then do that. You go follow it up with that weird ass wink of yours. Um, I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a big day drinker. Makes me tired.

SPEAKER_00 48:35

It's five o'clock somewhere, baby, and I'm on vacation.

SPEAKER_04 48:38

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 48:42

Oh, God. Okay, I have one more thing we should cover.

SPEAKER_04 48:46

Okay. And then I gotta home and make my legagna. I gotta home. I gotta home. I gotta go home and make my legag now.

SPEAKER_00 48:53

Um where the heck is it?

SPEAKER_04 48:55

Warning, trigger warning, drinking.

SPEAKER_00 49:00

Oh, I forgot a couple of um, I don't want to leave anybody out from our anniversary green. Uh, did I say that? This is from Jason in Pittsburgh. Congrats to both of you. Sadie makes the show feel grounded, and Scott makes the show feel like someone left a shopping cart rolling downhill.

SPEAKER_01 49:15

What?

SPEAKER_00 49:15

I meant that as praise. Really, Jason? Because it didn't come across that way. Rewrite that, cowboy?

SPEAKER_04 49:23

What does that even mean?

SPEAKER_00 49:25

I mean, uh Mike from Atlanta, Georgia. Congratulations. I appreciate that the show gives me something funny to put on while I'm doing boring things, like laundry, dishes, and wondering why cheese is so expensive. Sounds like Mike's a burgeoning comic.

SPEAKER_04 49:45

Or he's gonna enter the cheese race. Cheese bill race.

SPEAKER_00 49:49

Oh my god. See, you remembered shit.

SPEAKER_04 49:51

Oh, well.

SPEAKER_00 49:52

Even though that was only like two two weeks ago that we did last episode.

SPEAKER_04 49:56

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 49:59

Are we done?

SPEAKER_04 50:00

We're done.

SPEAKER_00 50:01

Ladies and gentlemen, uh we're gonna rock paper scissors.

SPEAKER_04 50:04

Again.

SPEAKER_00 50:06

This okay, first time every time it was okay.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

It was my idea.

SPEAKER_00 50:10

The first time it was your idea, and what did I say? I said, That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. We're not doing that. And you looked at me with those puppy dog eyes and went, please. And I said, Yes. And then now you shut me down.

SPEAKER_04 50:22

Okay, all right. Okay.

SPEAKER_00 50:23

You looked up to me like Puss and Boots in uh Shrek.

SPEAKER_04 50:27

Huh?

SPEAKER_00 50:28

Remember Puss and Boots in Shrek?

SPEAKER_04 50:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 50:30

Voiced by who?

SPEAKER_04 50:32

Um Eddie Murphy?

SPEAKER_00 50:34

Anthony Rubanderis. Oh, okay. Never seen you like that again.

SPEAKER_04 50:38

No, no, I no. Okay, ready? No, hold on a second.

SPEAKER_00 50:43

Do you know what you're supposed to say?

SPEAKER_04 50:47

Um later skaters. Fuck hell. Out for now.

SPEAKER_00 50:55

All right, ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for listening to this episode of Sadie and Scott. We hope you enjoyed listening to it as much as we did bringing it to you. Don't forget to check us out on our socials.

SPEAKER_02 51:06

Oh, happy anniversary.

SPEAKER_00 51:09

And we're on TikTok. We are on Instagram and Facebook, and you can send us an email to starttalkingpod at gmail.com or reach out to us in instant messaging on any of our um social platforms. Are you ready?

SPEAKER_04 51:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 51:23

Rock, paper, scissors.

SPEAKER_04 51:25

Go. One, two, three. One, two, three.

SPEAKER_00 51:29

You win.

SPEAKER_04 51:30

Oh.

SPEAKER_00 51:31

Are you gonna say it properly or are you gonna fuck it up? Because I can always.

SPEAKER_04 51:34

I just have to say out for now.

SPEAKER_00 51:35

Well, you should. I don't know. Why don't you give your use your improv skills as a former famous Canadian actress?

SPEAKER_04 51:42

Thanks for taking time out of your day, people. Out for now. No, that was mean.

SPEAKER_00 51:47

Yeah, I didn't like that one.

SPEAKER_04 51:48

I didn't like it.

SPEAKER_00 51:48

No, you it's you sounded very condescendingly. I did. Condescending there.

SPEAKER_04 51:52

Sorry about that, guys.

SPEAKER_00 51:53

Okay, take two.

SPEAKER_04 51:54

Okay. I'm really enjoying myself today's scot. Out for now, guys.

SPEAKER_00 52:00

Okay, that sounded like you were on a CW show.

SPEAKER_04 52:04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00 52:04

Let's try this again. All right, one more time. Um okay, do it like you're in a cartoon.

SPEAKER_05 52:10

Okay. This is a really, really fun podcast out for now.

SPEAKER_00 52:18

I am so sampling that. Says Raggie. Well, you've can you do a cartoon voice?

SPEAKER_04 52:26

What do you think that was?

SPEAKER_00 52:28

You were trying to impersonate Scooby-Doo, but could you do a cartoon voice?

SPEAKER_04 52:31

I don't even know if I can do it. This would probably be my cartoon voice.

SPEAKER_00 52:34

Okay, do one where you're a 12-year-old ninja girl, a female ninja, 12-year-old female ninja. You what voice would you do for that?

SPEAKER_05 52:42

Like, ha! Kooya!

SPEAKER_00 52:46

That's actually not bad. Koo yeah, by the way, is the official ninja. Is it? I don't know. Ninjas are quiet. They don't make any noise.

SPEAKER_04 52:56

That's true. Ninjas are quiet.

SPEAKER_00 52:58

Yeah, but you would be talking you'd be in ninja school. We should write a whole cartoon and you can voice the student. Can I be the dog too? Can you just say we're out for now?

SPEAKER_02 53:08

Out for now. Oh, happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Oh, sorry.